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Caline in the land of taiyaki, contrariness, and Meroko |
Ok, I’m gonna stop traumatic experiences because I had a better idea – my random conversations, as I’ve had any more of those and they’re much more entertaining. For today, I have one between me, Anna, and our friend ‘Chris’. We were both talking to Anna on her home and cell phones.
Chris: Haley, you scare me.
Anna: Me too.
Me: Why?
Chris: because you said you liked red because it’s ‘the color of blood’.
Me: Well, it’s true! Come, join the Red Cult.
Anna: …um…
Me: Do it or I’ll shoot you!
Chris: I already am in the Orange Clan. What’s in this ‘Red’ clan of which you speak?
Me: Um… We shoot people and then collect the blood, because red is the color of blood. Ow! OWWW!!!!!!!!! I dropped the phone on my foot! S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F***! F***! F***!!!!!!!!
Anna: Haley, you’re on speakerphone! And I’m not the only one in the house! *whispers* My MOM is here, idiot!
Me: Oh. Uh… HEL-LO, world!
Oh yeah, we have another one. Anna likes this guy but he’s oblivious that she exists. So…
Anna: *gushing to me* We we’re in the lunchline, and… He stepped on my foot!!!!!!
Me: Um… That’s very, uh, romantic….
Anna: But he did!!!
lol. So sad. If you don’t find this funny, well, it’s not supposed to be. Just random.
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"Saving you ...did I save
"Saving you ...did I save the world?"
"I don't know, I'm just a cheerleader."
- Peter and Claire: Episode 'Homecoming' in Heroes
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The Anna thing was hilarious!
The first one was funny, too, but I don't get it much- since, suddenly Chris says he's in the Orange Group.
Um- I thought it was the Red Cult?
You just aren't a romantic
You just aren't a romantic girl, are you? I guess that's why I am superior!
lol, Thanks, Susmi! Orange
lol, Thanks, Susmi! Orange is basically just his favorite color, which is why he said he was in 'the orange clan'. For kk: You don't know anything about me, stupid! But I guess your right. But no, you ain't superior! Quite the opposite!
~Tell me – Really tell me – Without using cheap words like ‘love’.~ - Full Moon 'O Sagashite, Volume 5
~ Come on God, do I seem bullet proof? ~ - The song Fortune Faded by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
I think I know enough to say
I think I know enough to say that you aren't a romantic girl. You're definitely NOT smarter than me, I know, so don't deny it!