easy ways to earn money (that probably won't ever work) by Greg, Clarissa's brother

1) Offer to cook eggs for people. Charge 1.00 an egg. Once you've made the egg, drop it on the floor. Insist that they have to pay for it anyway.

2) Do an outdoor BBQ. Claim that it's free. When they come to the barbecue, say that it was a typo and they have to pay for the food they've eaten.

3) Dress up like a police officer. Go around fining people. (You're breathing wrong! How dare you!)

4) Put a note under your pillow claiming that you lost a tooth, but you can't find it. Repeat.

5) Sit around ringing a little bell. After a while, people will get so annoyed that they'll pay you to stop. (Guess where this idea came from)