Hola ladies and non-ladies! I'm Gingy, and I'll be your guide through my land IF YOU CHOOSE TO COME. Take the red pill if you choose to continue, and take the blue pill if you want to leave. *WARNING:* The blue pill will make you forget all this ever happened, and you will unconsciously press the BACK button.
Blue pill: What are you still doing her--I mean, you will now press the BACK button, and you will forget this will ever happen.
Chill pill: Wow. Either you are an imbecile or you really need to calm down.
Red pill: Welcome. You are now, officially, on your journey into the heart of Inky-Land. I'm your guide, Gingerbread, but my real name is Dana. You can call me Gingy, Ginger, etcetera.
*points to Mount Rushmore, except with my heads instead of presidents'* This is Mount Indy, and I dun care if there already is a Mount Indy. This controls all my emotions, feeling, happyness, et cetera. Now, let's make a left on the trail and--
OH NO!!!! Look, it's a wild Jaimy! She's about to attack, she's about to--
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Aw, jeez, shut up, Dana. I'm Jaimy, Dana's alter ego. And I AM NOT wild. Coughiamjustcrazycough. I have choco-brown hair, braces (I HATE YOU BRACES!!!!!!!!*rips braces to shreds, leaving herself with crooked teeth forever*), and long arms, like Dana. That's basically all I have to say, except--
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!! I MARRIED A TELETUBBY!!!!
--Yes, I took a chill pill so I could get that tour guide job. *angrily glares at Dana, who got the job*
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Okay, I'm back. I'm sorry if Jaimes (Jaimy) terrorized you in any way, mentally or otherwise. (No wonder she didn't get that job.) Onwards...
I absolutely hate:
-Bonnie
-ketchup
-Jaimes
-Bonnie
*I don't hate much, so don't tick me off, or I'll add you to the list*
I absolutely love:
-pie
-writing
-reading
-pie
-the friends that like me for WHO I AM, not for the stuff I generously share
-drawing
-emailing
-the colors crimson and scarlett
-pie
and
-WRITING!!!!! I absolutely love writing! Dedicated writer right here!!!
I'll chat with just about every1 on KP, but I chat with these guys more often:
-Alexandria/ ICG
-Tess/*SuN-kIsSEd*
-Vanessa
-Lauren
-Kanga
-Kazel
-Red
I will add to that list sometime, so don't go all, "Aw, man, Dana doesn't think I talk to her when I do every day" etcetera.
Here are some other sites I have an account on:
-Shelfari (Either Dana D or Gingy...I forget)
-imbee
-ywp.nanowrimo
-Yay! KidMud! (I'm Jaimy.)
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Dana is a bigger idiot than I thought. I actually found the password to her account! Now, where was I...?
Oh, yes...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*As you can see, the chill pill has worn off*
I just wanted to say that, so...
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I'm back. I have nothing to say, so,
I'll see you around!!!! *feeds you blue pill*
THE END