WARNING: This Diary Is Off-limits To You Chap. 1 PLZ READ

Dear Diary, June 20th 2008

Well, don’t expect me to get used to this diary thing. I’m only writing because school got out a week ago and I was bored, and when you whine about how you’re bored, parents tend to give you a whole bunch of suggestions so finally I decided to try one. And don’t even call me goody-two-shoes for taking my mom’s suggestions or I’ll mess you up. I mean it. Even though I can’t because you’re a piece of paper, and you can’t call me anything, can you? Whatever - what are you supposed to write in diaries, anyway? I know most sappy girls write about their feelings, and their crushes, and their friends. But I am not a sappy girl.

Okay, since I can’t find anything else to write, I’ll explain myself. Besides, I might get memory loss and need to read this and if I become famous I could totally sell this for a thousand bucks. Anyway, my stupid name is Skye. How retarded is that? Skye, it sounds like a poet’s name. My last name is Black. My parents, they just don’t know anything about naming kids. To prove it, my brother’s name is Jett. Skye Black and Jett Black. If I ever have a sister, what’s her name going to be, Dark? Man, how much Jett must get made fun of. Back to me (sadly.) I’m 8 years old in 13th grade. Wait, no, scratch that. I’m thirteen years old in 8th grade. My hair is light blond, and my eyes are sky blue (hee hee, catch my little joke?) No, I’m not one of those blond-haired blue-eyed beauties. Ok, maybe I am. But I don’t let it get to me as you can plainly tell.

Ugh. I’m already sounding like a stupid sappy teenager! Don’t believe it. Anyways, my school is pathetic because of all the stupid teachers. I can’t even name them. I survive through friends. Hailey, Josh, Kyle, and Nicky. Hailey is your typical weirdo with long brown hair and big brown eyes. But she’s really funny and after you talk to her you get in a better mood. She’s, like, the only thing that keeps me from killing everybody. Josh is like the Chase Mathews (from that dumb show Zoey 101 which my sister watches) of my life. But we don’t have crushes on each other, and he has regular hair and green eyes. Wow, I am so bored of writing. At least it takes up my dumb time. Kyle is nice, funny but he can get a little carried away in his own imagination sometimes and he has dirty blond hair and hazel eyes. Nicky also has dirty blond hair and hazel eyes and she’s such a girly drama queen which is the total opposite of me, but I love her anyway. Well opposites attract, right?

Gosh, this is so boring. I’ll just stop for now and maybe write again another time. When something interesting happens.

Hate and Love,
Skye <3