in A State of Randomness, Craziness, and WEIRDNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is Bread Wars 2 The Musical. (Adrian)
Actors:
Peasant1: The person who played Peasant last time.
Peasant2: ME!!!!
Evil Witch: The person Who played her last time.
Evil Minion: Zena
Evil Witch: (On date with the last bread in the world) Bread oh Bread. This is so peaceful. Even with all the people watching us. I mean all the students, teachers, some parents, and all the faculty members. Hmm so peacful. You need a name, I mean I can't just keep calling you Bread. Lets see, ButterFingers, Fluffy, HU!! Eugiene!! Yes thats the perfect name, Eugiene.(Sighs then relizes theres no food) To bad I forgot the food. (Breaks Eugiene in half and nibbles the end) Yum buttery.
Peasant1: (Runs in and picks up half of Eugiene) OMG the last bread in the world is mine by copywrite!! (Runs off stage)
Peasant2: (Runs on stage completely forgeting about Eugiene's other half) Get back here that's MINE!! (Runs off stage)
Evil Witch: EUUUUUGGGGGIIIIIIEEEEENNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Minion: (Comes on stage unawhare that anything is happaning)
Evil Witch: (Notices Minion) Hey. Are you from Minions.com? (Stands up to face Minion)
Evil Minion: (Minion faces her) Yeah!
Evil Witch: And are you for sale?
Evil Minion: (Really excited) YEAH!!
Evil Witch: Are you wearing black?
Evil Minion: (Still excited) YEAH!!!!!
Evil Witch: (Points to Minoin) You. You will be my Minion. Now help me get the other half of my boyfriend back from those UHHH!! PEASANTS!!! Who happens to be the last bread in the world.
They walk off stage.
Evil Minion: (Smileing) Are you color blind or something?
Peasant2 runs on stage screaming, fallowed by Peasant1.
Peasants stop in the middle of stage.
Peasant1: Give me the Bread. Its mine by copywrite. And I once saved the princess. (Sticks nose in air)
Evil Witch and her Minion mover in behind the two.
Peasant2: So you 'saved' the princess. From what her CAT? Its not like you saved her from the witch! (Points at Evil Witch)
Peasant1: Yeah I did.
Peasant2: Oh my bad... STILL ITS MINE!!
Evil Witch and her minion step between them.
Evil Witch: Give me my Eugienee Weenie.
Peasant2: Eugienee Weenie? (snickers)
Evil Minion: (Taps Peasant1) I'm hungry.
Peasant1: (Points at Minion) Everyone shes hungry.
Peasant2: (Turns to Witch) Where do you get these people?
Evil Witch: Like at www.minions.com.
Peasant1: I should go there sometime.
Peasant2: Beats hanging around with her all day. (Points at Peasant1)
Peasant1: Uh I was doing my chores. (Says that all prissy prissy)
Evil Wtich: Anyway who get the bread?
Peasant2:(Jumps up and down) I know I know! Do Ennie Meenie Miney Mo!
Peasant1: Thats so complicated. (Everyone agrees) So I nominate the Witch to do it.
Peasant2: I second nominate the nomination.
Evil Minion: I'm veary hungry.
Peasant2: Who cares?
Witch start doing Miney Mo.
Peasant1: (Spreads out hands) WAIT!!!!! You cheated. (Points to witch)
Peasant2: (Crosses arms) Yeah we saw you yesterday.
Evil Minion: I'm still hungry. (Notices bread) Oh Bread! (Eats it all)
Others: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Peasant1: (Stands up) That was a waste.
Peasant2: Wanna sing?
Others: Sure.
Sing:
I'm a Witch.
I'm her Minion.
I'm a Peasant.
ME TOO!!
AND TOGETHER WERE THE BREAD WARS PEOPLE!!!
Everyone except Peasant1 Walks off stage.
Peasant2: (Talking with Minion) Peasants are fasionable these Days.
Evil Minion: Yeah I know.
Evil Witch: UHHH!!
Peasant1: Wait a second. (Pulls bread out of pocket) I have more bread.
Others: (Come back out on stage) YOU HAVE MORE!!??
Peasant1: Bye Bye. AHHHHHH!!!!!! (Runs off stage)
Peasant2: This one is mine.
Evil Witch: He's gonna be my new Eugiene.
Evil Minion: I'M STILL HUNGRY!!!!
All chase Peasant1.
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