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Where we last left off our charicters Peasant1 was being chased by, Peasant2, the Evil Witch, and her Evil Minion. (Adrian)
Princess: (Walking around the villege) Ah such a peaceful day. The birdsong, and the townsmen still asleep.Ah.
Peasant1: (Runs on stage. Hands up in the air. Bread in one hand) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Stops) Hi Princess. (Continues) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Others: (Notice Princess) She has the last BREAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
Peasant1: (Comes to them) So? This was my reward from last year.
Peasant2: Who cares? It is still the last bread in the whole world, and since I was in the Land of Peas last year and did NOT GET ANY BREAD I HAVE FULL RIGHTS OVER THAT ONE!!!
Princess: (Looks at Peasant2) The uh, 'Land of Peas'?
Peasant2: Yeeees
Princess: Okay.
Evil Minion: I'm still very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very...
Eight days later...
Evil Minion: ... very very HUNGRY!!!!
Evil Witch: (Turns and yells in her minions face) WE DON'T CARE!!! WE ALL JUST AGED EIGHT DAYS BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!
Evil Minion: (Starts to cry and runs off stage)
Peasant2: (Waves hand at where she dissapeared) Good ridence.
Others: (Nod and lib, Uh hu, yes sir, and SO LONG!!!)
Princess: So how are we going to decided who gets this bread. (Points to Peasant1's bread)
Peasant2: Well we tryed doing Ennie Meenie Miney Mo, but the Witch cheated and it is real complicated. (Shudges)
Princess: (Thinks a moment) Why not do Rock Paper Scissors instead?
Others: Gasp
Evil Witch: (Points to Princess with one hand over her mouth) You can do that.
Princess: (Puzzled) Of corse.
Peasants: (Look at on another and bow) All hail the mighty we don't know her name.
Princess: Less.
Peanants: Less. (They get up)
Princess: Ya'll are suprised that I can do that?
Peasant1: Not that you can do it but you can Say it.
Peasant2: Yeah most of us here just call it RPS.
Evil Witch: (Puts hands on hips) Peasants are so uneducated these days. And NOT fasionable. Anyone can say rock, paper, sizzergs, ziggers... (Mumbles different ways of saying scissors)
Peasant2: (Crosses arms) Look whos talking.
Peasant2 (Walks away)
Peasant1: Well seeing as the bread is already mine I should get it.
Princess: No I am royalty. If anyone should get it its me.
Evil Witch: Peasant you stole my boyfriend-
Peasant1: Half
Evil Witch: Half of my boyfriend. Nows the time you return the favor.
Evil Minion: (Comes back on stage with bread) STOP!!!
Others turn to her.
Evil Minion: (Points to bread in Peasant1's hand that she is to dumb to eat) Thats not the last bread in the world. (Peasant1's bread dissapears) This is. (Holds up her bread)
Peasant2 attacks the Minion and eats bread.
Peasant2: (Burps) Much better.
Meanwhile in the Land of Peas more bread is gorwing...
19 days later.
Princess: I'm board.
Peasant2: Uhh, how long have we been standing here?
Evil Witch: (Looks at wrist even though there's no watch) Bout 3 days. Maybe 19. (Shrudges)
Peasant1: (Looks at Peasant2) Where are you from?
Peasant2: (Says prowdly) The Land of Pea's.
Peasant1: Let's go there.
Others: Okay.
Evil Minion: (Says while they're going there) If we find any bread its mine.
Peasant2: Don't be silly there - is - no - more - bread. (Says 'is no more bread' sapaiously.)
Evil Witch: (Sees all the bread) ITS ALL MINE!!!
Others: NO ITS MINE!!!!!!!!!
Everyone goes around the Land of Peas eating all the bread in sight.
Soon all bread is gone.
Peasent1: (Holding bread)
Peasant2: So the war shall begin.
Peasant1: Only in your mind.
Others: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Peasant1: (Runs off stage)
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