in On the Planet Shartan at the moment. If you would like to contact me go right at the Milky Way and contiue on for 50 million light years
So Peasant1 is in the same position she was when we last saw her in Bread Wars 2 The Musical. (Adrian)
Peasant1: (Running then turns around) STOP!!!!!!!!
Others: (Stop)
Evil Minion: Stopping.
Peasant1: Look we're in The Land of Peas.
Peasant2: Wern't we just there?
Peasant1: (Touches chin with one finger) Oh yeah. Then whats with all this bread!?
Others: (Run past Peasant1 and stand on all the bread mounds behind her)
Princess: This is how the war will begin. I'll make the first shot then-
Evil Witch: (Ignoring Princesses commands) FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone except Princess starts throwing bread.
Princess: (Outraged) Hey stop thro- no don't do- your not listing!!
Adrian: (Comes on stage out of no where) EVERYBODY STOP NOW!!!!!
Others: (Stop)
Evil Witch: (Still in throwing position) Who are you?
Adrian: Like the person who writes this stuff duhh.
Peasant2: That explains the sub titles at the bottom of the stage showing everything we say when we say it. (Points at stage hand at the bottom of the stage holding subtitle)
Others: (Look down)
Evil Minion: That would explain it.
Princess: (Crosses arms) So you write what we do?
Peasant1: No. Clearly she just came here for our bread.
Peasant2: Well she's not getting it.
Adrian: Please. You can barely settle this by yourselves without fighting.
Princess: (Holds loaf of bread) We're doing just fine on our own.
Adrian: (Looks around at the mess) Then whats all this?
Peasant1: (Says defensively) My crumbs.
Peasant2: There not just your's there mine too.
Evil Witch: And mine.
Evil Minion: Mine too.
Adrian: THERE JUST CRUMBS!!!
Peasant1: You seriously don't belong here.
Adrian: Who said I was here?
Peasant2: Are you an illusion?
Adrian: No.
Princess: Then who are you.
Adrian: I already told you I write this stuff.
Peasant2: (Getting b-word with conversation. Throws bread at Peasant1)
Peasant1: Hey.
Peasants, Evil Witch and Minion start throwing bread.
Adrian: (Shrudges) Oh well. (Charges and throws some bread)
Who will get the bread? Will Adrian write more battles?
Tune in anytime for Bread Wars 5 Showdown in Peanut town!!!!!
Note: B-word was not the bad b-word. It was the one me, Lizzie, Nikki, and Link hate.
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