Writer of 08/Final/13 Rules to surviving Middle School.........(Planning stage)

by Alex/ICG in ICE CREAM LAND! which is located somewhere in......Uh..... ICE CREAM LAND!

July 9th, 2008

"Ok, let’s review, Etre. Repeat after me." Mrs. Jones said.

"Je Suis, Tu es, Il es, nous sommes, vous ete, Ils sont." We repeated.

We were reviewing for our  french final next week.

Then, Mrs. Jones turned to the clock.

"Bon-" Even before Mrs. Jones could say the rest; everyone knew it was time for lunch.

Everyone stood up and ran out the door.

I was nearly run over of a stampede of hungry kids.

As always, Johanna and I were always last out the door.

As we walked slowly to the cafeteria, Johanna said,

"Hey, I just got an Idea for a story."

"Ok, what's your idea?" I asked.

 "Well, since I just joined Kidpub, I can post stories, right?" Johanna began.

I nodded.

"Well, I was thinking, maybe we should tell people about our "Random" Things that have happen to us in Middle school. Like, remember that time, when all of a sudden, this guy asks you out?" Johanna said.

"Yah, just don't remind me about that. He was creepy... And plus he was asking everyone out! I just said, "Uh, no...." I said.

"And remember that time when Kelsey ate a spider on a mulberry!" Johanna said.

"Yah, yah, I remember everything." I said.

Once we got inside the cafeteria, there was a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNGGGGG line.

"Oh, you have got to be kidding me!" I said.

"No, this is real cafeteria, real." Johanna said.

I sighed.

"Well, if it's worth waiting for, I’m in line." I said.

We stood inline for more than-20 MINUTES!

"OK, WE HAVE 10 MORE MINUTES TO FINISH OUR LUNCH??!!!!" I said to Johanna.

Then, once we got out of the line, with our lunches in our hands, I had a pouty face.

"I waited in line just to get-get-what is this!?" I asked.

"Uh, I think it's spaghetti." Johanna replied.

"Are you sure that's not- A LIVE STOMACH?!" I said sarcastic.

Johanna laughed.

Then, our friend, Sita, said

"No, that's ravioli."

I was grossed out.

I decided not to eat.

"Hey! That can be one of the rules! NEVER WAIT IN LINE FOR-FOR-NOTHING!" Johanna yelled.

We all stared at her.

-Cricket chirps-

"That was loud." I said to her.

The day passed quickly,

By then, it was already the end of the day.

Next Day:

It was the next day, in Social Studies class.

It was almost time to go t 3rd period.

"Hey, Alee, I just listed some rules." Johanna said

"What do ya have so far?" I asked.

I read the peace of paper:

1.   Make sure to investigate a mulberry first, before you eat it.

2.   Make sure to choose the right bench.

3.   Never do the penguins walk on the first day of school.

"You only written three, I'll help you out, what about that time, that-"

BINGGGG

BINGGGGG

BINGGGGG

BINGGGG

It was time to go to the next class, which Johanna and I are supposed to go to Language arts.

"Hey, we're presenting our fairy tales today!" Johanna reminded me.

The classroom was around the corner, so, it only took us about 1 minute to get there.

We entered the classroom, and spotted our friend, Kennedy.

"Hi!" I waved to Kennedy as I sat in my seat, which is quite unconfty. (It's one of those college desks that the seat is stuck to the desk.)

"Ok, today we're going to present fairy tales. As you know, you had to choose a fairy tale, and make changes of your own. Now, who's first?" Mrs. Losa asked.

No one raised there hand.

"Ok, How' bout....Johanna." She picked at random.

Johanna stood up, looking embarrassed.

Her fairy tale was "Cinderella".

Her story was really good. (Johanna, please, can you post that story on kidpub. Well, unless you have it. Did Mrs. Losa give the story back to us?)

"That was a really good story, Johanna." Mrs. Losa praised her.

Johanna grinned.

"Alright, who's next?" Mrs. Losa asked.

Kennedy raised her hand.

Kennedy's fairy tale was: Repaunzel

Her story was good, too. It was funny.

"That was wonderful, Kennedy." Mrs. Losa said.

"Thanks." Kennedy replied.

Then, a few people decided to present. One had, peter pan, another had Rumplestilskin (I think that's how you spell it.)

It was then time for lunch.

"Ok, I put more rules." Johanna handed me the paper.

13 rules to surviving middle school

1.  make sure to inspect the mulberry before you eat it.

2.  Make sure you choose the right bench to sit on.

3.  Never do the "Penguin" walk on the first day of school.

4.  When a random kid asks you out, say: NO!

5.  If there's an Icing fight, steal some before you caught.

6.  Never let an annoying, perverted, that thinks he's a religious man, kid sit next to you.

I laughed when I read #6.

Once we sat down, peacefully, after Johanna and I fought for a seat (like little girls, I know), which Ms. Johanna won! -Hmph!-

I was eating cookies, which got Johanna NUTS!

"Can I PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE have one, PUUUUULLLLEEEEEAAAAZZZZEEEE!!!?” Johanna begged.

I stared at her.

"Ok, ok, just don't hurt your self." I handed her a cookie.

Johanna was drooling.

Kennedy and I watched her eat the cookie.

It took about 100000000000000 years.

"Wow." I said.

I ate the whole bag, which made Johanna mad.

"Hey, it was MY bag, why didn't you buy one?" I asked.

"I didn't have money..." She said.

Then I heard her say to her self.

"Why didn't I bring money? Why why why why why?? Stupid stupid stupid stupid!" Johanna slapping her forehead.

I rolled my eyes.

I started to get a little hyper.

Then, as we were approaching our class room, Debbie bumped into us.

"Uh-oh!" Kennedy said.

I gulped.

Debbie is very hyper and very ANNOYING! 

Then, we saw Debbie pick up 2 rocks.

"Hey, have you met Rocky and Shawn?" Debbie asked.

"You mean the rocks?" I asked.

Debbie nodded and gave her evil grin.

"RUN!" Johanna yelled.

We all went in different directions.

I went between the rail and the portable, Johanna went up the rail, and Kennedy went by another classroom.

Debbie ran to me first, with the rocks in her hands.

I was trapped; she came closer and closer to me.

Johanna then said,

"Grab my hand!"

I grabbed her hand and she pulled me up the rail.

"Thanks!"

Mrs. Losa then opened the door to go back to class.

"Ok, who wants to go next?" Mrs. Losa asked.

No one raised there hand.

"Ok, how’ bout...Alexandria."

I sighed, and stood up.

I went in front of the class.

"My story is called: Snow white and the seven dwarfs  Giants.

I read the first paragraph, then, I came to a part that said,

"SILENCE PEASENT!"

Everyone burst out laughing, so did I.

"Then-giggles-the servant said-LAUGHS-" I kept laughing in every word.

I couldn't talk I was laughing, in front of the class (How embarrassing.).

I suddenly got very hyper.

I just laughed, and laughed, I couldn't read the story.

"Ok, I think Alexandria has to forfit. Don't worry Alexandria, I’ll read it." Mrs. Losa said.

I sat back down, still laughing.

"Hey, Giggles, I wrote more Rules." Johanna said to me.

She handed me the piece of paper.

1.  make sure to inspect the mulberry before you eat it.

2.  Make sure you choose the right bench to sit on.

3.  Never do the "Penguin" walk on the first day of school.

4.  When a random kid asks you out, say: NO!

5.  If there's an Icing fight, steal some before you caught

6.  Never let an annoying, perverted, that thinks he's a religious man, kid sit next to you.

7. Never eat cookies before a presentation.

8. Never bump into someone that has 2 rocks named, Shawn and Rocky.

9. Never hide between the rail and the portable.

 

 It was almost time for Finals, We couldn't finish all the rules, sadly. Well, unless I don't remember some.

Johanna has the list.

But those rules up there ^ they're not in order. We started to write the first 2 rules on Kidpub (The ones that are in order).

But, Johanna has too much stories on her mind. (Grrrr).

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I know this is kinda long. But, I really worked hard on this. Hope you like it, Smiley!

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