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Robin (happy?) in waaayyyyy over my head |
July 14th, 2008
recent conversation.
me: mom, we need to talk
mom: about?
me: what i am about to ask you is very serius, i don't want you to laugh
mom: what?
me: are you or dad a vampire?
mom: *Silence*
me: i told you not to laugh
mom: i'm not laughing
me: your mentally laughing
mom: maybe..
me: you haven't answered the question
shelby: *walks in* hi!
me: i'm glad your head, this involves you to
mom: *explains to shelby, shelby snickers*
mom: why do you think i'm a vampire
me: explain how your eyes turn from light brown to black. and your always mad when they turn black.
mom: genetics
me: vampire genetics!
mom: what are you saying?
me: i think this whole twisted family is vampires
mom: encluding you?
me: yep
mom: what makes you think this?
me: how come i went from needing to wear glasses when reading to twenty twenty vision, the abilty to hear a pin drop across the room and ablity to smell people's different scents?!
mom: your blessed with good senses?
me: *frown* you still haven't answered the questing. yes or no?
mom: and i'm not going to
me: why not?
mom: i'm not
shelby: *talking in a mystical tone* the mom has spoken
me: fine! i'll call jeromy or nick!
mom: why them?
me: they're creepy! they have to understand why i think your all -and them- vampires!
mom: they're not creepy
me: they wear black and are pale,pale people!
mom: i encurage my children to be themselves.
me: their vampire selves!
mom: fine, you can call them tomorrow
me: good! i will! *stomps out*
i think that was kinda suspictios that she never answered my question. your all probably thinking i'm crazy but if you knew my family you'd be thinking things too.
don't judge me!
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Very valid
Very valid reasons.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A bird does not sing because it has and answer. It sings because it has a song. ~ Chinese Proverb
LOL. I wish my family was
LOL. I wish my family was a buncha vampires! I love vampires! You'll probibly think I'm weird, but my friends and I found a spell to turn into vampires and we acctually tried it. lol. ...sadly..it didn't work...*starts sniffleing and walkes away*
"Like a bird with broken wings, its not how high he flies, but the song he sings" - Courage is...
i sometimes think my family
i sometimes think my family is a cross between a leperchaun and giants, so nope, ur not crazy.
If you understood what I just said, you'd be me. -Miles Davis, I think
im with redhead ur not
im with redhead ur not crazy. Redhead leperchaun and giant? that makes a human
~ Sing like theres no tomarrow. Dance like no ones watching. Speak like no ones there. In other words express yourself. ~ *You don't have to see to believe. Just believe to see.* -(Bran)- Be your own person. Not what others want you to be.-
AHAHAH get that from
AHAHAH get that from twilight right? I am OBBSESSED with that book! Though i no my family aren't vampires becuase they are fast or strong or graceful or attractive and neither am i. THough it would be SOOOO cool tobe a vampire.... *sigh* i wish i was ...wow *thinks of a great half-life i would have had if was a vampire*
well i guess i can only dream LOL awell .... cant have everything
LOL your conversations with family can be made into a comedy story!!!!!!!!! LOL their so funny lol
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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is the present that's why they call it a gift." -- my RE teacher and that kung foo turtle
that would b sooo awesome 2
that would b sooo awesome 2 b a vampire!!!!! coolio that means if ur a vampire i now have friends that r a cat,warewolf and vampire !!!
"Always believe in yourself...Do this and no matter where you are you'll have nothing to fear" ~Baron~From "The Cat Returns"
i think my real parents are
i think my real parents are evil and gave me the parents i have now are their servants. now you'll think i'm an idiot.
Fear, Fire Foe Awake! ~ from the Lord of the Rings, A Kinfe in the Dark, Chapter 13