I called my brother!

by Robin (happy?) in waaayyyyy over my head

so my dad came home and gave me the phone nearly laughing (he doesn't believe vampires exist) and said i could talk to jeromy now.

me: hello?

jeromy: hi *freaked out voice, i don't call people much*

me: I tried to talk to everyone else but they don't believe me and mom refuses to answer so i was hopeing you'd belive me

jeromy:ok

me: i think moms a vampire

jeromy: i think you right!

me: bu- wait you do?

jeromy:yep

me: so what do we do about vampire mom?

jeromy: well i'll get the wood and you get the hammer and-

me: i don't want to kill her!

jeromy: but shes a damn vampire! she'll infect us all!

me: exactly!

jeromy: ooohhh so you want her to infect you

me: now you getting it

jeromy: ok so heres what you do. you sneak around till you find her with a cut or something, then lick her (sad part is, he's totally serius)

me: i'd probably be admited to a phycho ward for that

jeromy: hm, you right

me: we'll talk about this the next time you come over

jeromy: alright

me: *lowers voice* and just between me and you, i think nick might be a werewolf..

jeromy: *laughs then turn serius* i think you may be right on that one. bye

me: bye

i knew it!