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Kirsten in Forks! |
July 15th, 2008
We had to make up a skit, and I was in charge of writing for our group. We each got our own character and our setting is movie theater. My character is the Grumpy Gossiper.
Old man walks into the scene from Stage Right, on the other side, Prissy Schoolgirl walks in. After they are seated, Grumpy Gossiper enters. When they are all seated, Prissy schoolgirl starts to do her hair.
Grumpy Gossiper: I heard about you somewhere. I heard that your hairdresser likes you!!
Old man: Really?
Grumpy Gossiper: No! She hates you!
Old man: You know, I heard about gossiping once. Gossiping is rude. My father told me that before he went off to war.
Prissy Schoolgirl butts into the conversation: He’s like, so right! Gossiping is, like, so, like, rude, like!
Grumpy Gossiper: Well, LA DI DA, Princess!
Prissy Schoolgirl: Hey, like that’s SO rude!
Old man: Shh! The movie is starting!!
Homeless man peeks in the door and tries to sit next to Prissy Schoolgirl.
Prissy Schoolgirl: Ew! Get away!! Did you even buy a ticket?
Homeless man (while scratching his head): A ticket? Do you think a man like me would have money for a ticket? ALMS FOR THE POOR!!!
Prissy Schoolgirl: Then get out, like, FREAK O!! EW!!
Homeless Man: LAST CHANCE TO GIVE ALMS FOR THE POOR!!
Prissy Schoolgirl: GO!!! Uhh.. SO ANNOYING, am I right?
Everyone nods, in a trance, watching the movie.
The movie goes on for a second and the homeless man creeps in again, she comes up to Grumpy Gossiper.
Homeless man: ALMS FOR THE POOR?!!
Grumpy gossiper: Ew! No!!! Go away, you’re interrupting the movie!!
Homeless man: Fine, but next time, you’ll be sorry…
Grumpy Gossiper: O M G I’m soooo scared! (sarcastically)
A few seconds go by and she comes back in.
Homeless man: ALMS FOR THE POOR, OR ELSE YOU LET ME IN TO WATCH THE MOVIE, OR, YOU GET CREAMED!
Old man: I’ve heard of alms before. It’s a donation of food or money!
Grumpy Gossiper: Well ya know what? This girl right here(points to herself) says that you could use a KNUCKLE sandwich.
Homeless man: Oh yeah?
Prissy schoolgirl: Hey guys, like, wait a minute. She could sit here, with us. She doesn’t smell that bad. I don’t even think she’s even been to like a movie before, like, yeah!
Everyone (besides homeless man and Prissy): Fine.
Prissy schoolgirl: Sit, here, just don’t like talk!
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lol so was everyone a girl
lol so was everyone a girl in this skit? so it should be a homeless woman lol
that would be funny to watch, and to act! lol
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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is the present that's why they call it a gift." -- my RE teacher and that kung foo turtle
lol so was everyone a girl
lol so was everyone a girl in this skit? so it should be a homeless woman lol
that would be funny to watch, and to act! lol
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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is the present that's why they call it a gift." -- my RE teacher and that kung foo turtle
Three girls and a guy! I
Three girls and a guy! I know I made some 'he and she' mistakes!! lol:)
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