Teh Cookie Girl Series Chapter 3

by Cookie Girl in CANDY LAND!! Which is located somewhere over the rainbow...

Title: Cookie Girl's Voicemail

Rated: T for cursing... and because i can. Yeah.

Genre: Complete and total Humor....but a little bit of Romance as well...

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Cookie Girl's Voicemail

 

HEY!!! YOU'VE REACHED COOKIE GIRL!!! I AM NOT HERE AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE I'M PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING TO TAKE OVER TEH WORLD!!! MUAHAHAHA--cough!!cough!!...ahem... eh.. i'd rather you people NOT leave a message, but then when i take over the world i'm gonna need slaves...and people to make me cookies....Anyways!!! Please leave a message AFTER the beep.... Seriously. I mean it. And that goes out SPECIFICALLY to YOU, Steven.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

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"HEY ROXY!!! Alee, here. Remember that fanboy of yours that died his hair pink? yeah, well he changed his mind of being gay after he saw you with Itachi yeasterday.... and he re-died his hair...."

 

"....oh!!..and um... i MIGHT'VE slipped to him and all your other fanboys your phone number...."

"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!! THEY BRIBED ME WITH THE OH-SO-DELICIOUS NUTELLA!!! IT WAS CALLING TO ME!!! I" SWEAR!!!

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!

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"--HOW DO YOU WORK THIS STUPID CONTRAPTION!!!---hello?!! Rox, can you hear me?!--GODDAMIT!!!--OKAY!!! GOT IT!! 'sup buddy!!! it's Steven!!! Yah, so i was wondering...."

 

"HOW ARE YOU!!! YOU BARELY CALL ME ANYMORE!!!! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO!!! WHYYYYY!!!! -sob-"

"ANYWAYS!!! please call me back!!! I NEED YOUR SUPER-AWESOME-NINJA SKILLS TO WORK THE STUPID COMPUTER!!! I SEEM TO PLUG THE CABLE TO THE ETHERNET, BUT IT.JUST.WON'T WORK!!!! ARGH!!!--OUCH!!! DAMN IT!!! I TRIPPED ON THE FUCKING PHONE CABL--beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep..."

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!

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"Hn. It's Itachi. I'm going to have to cancel the date. Father wants me to represent him in another meeting. We're apparently going to make an aliance with another corporation or some nonsense like that. Gomen. I'll be back on wednesday. Promise."

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

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"ROXANNE!!! MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE DIARRHEA!!! I JUST CAN'T HOLD IT IN!!..uh...wait, this doesn't sound right... -sound of pages turning- This one seems proper!! AH, ROXANNE!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLOSSOM!! DID YOU FART? BECAUSE YOU BLEW ME AWAY!!! PLEASE ACCEPT MY PROPOSAL TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME!!"

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

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"Look. This is like, Daisy calling and I demand you to stay away from my Itachi!! I AM LIKE, SOOOO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, AND LIKE, I EXPECT YOU TO LISTEN BITCH--OW!! OMYGOSH!!! I JUST LIKE, BROKE A NAIL!!! I NEED TO GET IT FIXED!! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!!! So anyways!! I'm on to you, bitch!!--OMG!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I BROKE MY NAIL!!--GASP!!! I JUST BROKE ANOTHER ONE!!! EEEEK!!!!"

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

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"ROXANNE TORI STORM!! I DEMAND YOU TO USE YOUR REAL NAME THAT I GAVE YOU FROM BIRTH!!! I WILL NOT ACCEPT SOME SILLY LITTLE 'NICKNAME' AS YOU TEENAGERS USE IT SO MUCH!!....oh, and, how's your relationship with Itachi? Are you well? YOU BARELY CALL YOUR MOTHER ANYMORE!! I am DEMANDING you to come over here tomorrow and have a nice, little chat.

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!

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"Hello, Miss Storm. We are calling to see if you would still like the 'Official How To Rule The World Handbook'. We are waiting for your call patiently. Thank you.

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!

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"MY BEAUTIFUL ROXANNE!!! WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!!"

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

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"--AHHHHHH!!! YOU'VE GOTTA SAVE ME, ROXY!!! I PROMISE I'LL BUY YOU COOKIES!!! JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I BEG OF YOU!!! YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME FROM...from....FROM MY MOTHER'S YEARLY MAKEOVER!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!....oh! and by the way, this is Alee speaking."

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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!

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"GODDAMIT!!! I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A FREAKING NICE TIME TAKING OVER THE WORLD BUT NOOOO-!!! INSTEAD, AFTER FAILING, I CAME HOME TO FREAKING MESSAGES THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!....Well, except for YOU Itachi. -wink-".

"Steven, remember the talk we had LAST WEEK? Remember when i took 4 HOURS to teach you which place to put the cable? IT'S THE FREAKING INTERNET!!! NOT ETHERNET!!! GODDAMIT!!!

"er...mom..? I'M SORRY ALRIGHT!!! i've been really busy with school work and all that...--wait...wasn't it Summer? UH...NEVER MIND!!!!!ehehehe....

"Oh, you're on to me? ALRIGHT THEN, BITCH!! WHEN AND WHERE!? LAST TIME I CHECKED, I WAS THE ONE WEARING THE SPECIALLY ENGRAVED NECKLACE!!! OH YEAH, I WENT THERE!!!"

"Alee....i..am...speechless... they BRIBED you with NUTELLA!!?? ....wow, that IS hard... Anyways, SORRY!!! i am not going to risk saving you and ALSO getting a makeover from your mom...-shudder-"

"I understand, Itachi. Just....could you bring me those cookies that you know i love so much? PLEASE!!!"

"Everyone else...FUCK OFF!!!....Although, yes. I DO want to buy the Book.."

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YAY!!! I REALLY LOVED WRITING THIS!!! I STAYED UP UNTIL 5 AM!!! Seriously. my brother kept me delayed of writing because he wanted to show me this Anime called Special A. It's really good. Anyways, Itachi is a Character in Naruto. I just put him there because i LOOOOVEEEE HIM!!! MORE THAN DRACO MALFOY!!! -GASP!!!- Shocking, i know.

Gomen means Sorry or I'm sorry in japanese. I REALLY need to practice my japanese. My mom is paying a LOT for my lessons. i feel bad, now. TT-TT

PLEASE COMMENT!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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