*You pick up the phone and dial a number that mysterious girl in the trench coat gave you at that WaWa. You wait for a person to pick up, you get the messaging machine...*
Messaging Machine: Hello, you have reached Kazel's phone but Kazel is not here right now. She is uh... on vaction! Yeah, that's it! On... vac-- okay, you get it, she's GONE. But I'm her alter-ego Jaymie NewHawk that just picked up, hello.
*...Or is it?*
No, I'm NOT the Messaging Machine [dang thing broke last week, Kazel well, she got a bit angry...] my name is Jaymie NewHawk! Kazel's down-played alter-ego [and inspiring muse]! And she is MY alter-ego... And yes, like my over alter-ego friends, I have half a mind to take over the world. My evil laugh session with them is at three.
I, Jaymie NewHawk used to be Kazel's imaginarary friend, but my name was Zoe then, now it's Jaymie. We're pretty alike (not really), but Kazel doesn't like me. I think she's jealous... becuase I'm braver, smarter and funnier. *smirks* I like books she doesn't like, like SWORDBIRD by Nancy Yi-Fang and I FINISHED books she didn't finish like THE MYSTERIOUS BENDICT SOCEITY! I like the movies she dislikes and I like the food she dislikes like salad!
I am too awesome for your puny little human minds to handel because I'm just THAT awesome!
*You hear a muffled sound in the back round. A strangled screech and several crashing things that you can not name*
Urgh, sorry 'bout that folks, good ol' Jaymie messin' up things again. {This is where I kick her and because I tapped her mouth she trys to scream at me}. She is rather a handful.
So yeah, hi, I'm Kazel--
And I'm Jaymie!
Wait, how did you get that tape--?
LULULULULULULULULU! Stag attack cry!!!!!!
*more muffled sounds*
Okay, it's me Kazel again. Let me spit this out quickly...
I like classic rock like the Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Who and I also like Coldplay. I like fantasy books they're cool, but can get cliche. My favorite book is the dictionarary, yes I read it for fun. Harry Potter, Warriors and other books rock my socks. My favorite color is grey, I'm not depressed. There's a billion things I hate like people who don't believe in Global Warming, Global Warming, teacher strikes and budget cuts. Oh and monkies. {Breath}
*you are too creeped out to continue and thus, you hang up the phone. You turn and you see a stag dressed in a grey suite with a indigo tie.*
Hello, I am Kazel and Jaymie's lawyer. Please don't sue us.
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