The Life of a Paper Bag

This is a boring but true story about a paper bag's average day. 7:15 a.m my owner, Mr. Goergenheimer, picked me up and put a sandwich, a bottle of water, and pudding inside me. 7:30 I hear a lot of shouting, yelling, and talking. 8:00 Mr. Goergenheimer gives me to his son Goerge. Then Goerge runs with me jiggling onto a yellow transportation veichle. 8:15 I bounce up and down until we reach a big building, then Goerge carries me onto a wide open space and puts me on the ground, he goes away and I just sit there. 8:30 there is a loud noise and Goerge picks me up with a group of kids around him. He looks inside me and then walks into a room. There is a big box outside the room and he throws me inside with a bunch of plastic, cardboard, and other paper bags. 12:25 Goerge picks me up and starts to pull out whatever Mr. Goergenheimer stuffed inside me and ate it. Then he throws me into the garbage can. I wait there. 4:00 a lady puts me in a bigger can with more paper bags and pours me into a humungous can. 5:30 a huge white thingamabob picks me up and puts me inside it. Then it takes me to a big building. 7:00 lots of men pick me up and put me into a conveyer belt. Then something squishes me and I faint. 2:00 A.M The new recycled me wakes up good as new. Then more men take me into a car. 3:00 The men put me along with other paper bags on a shelf in Sam's Supermarket. 6:00 P.M Mr. Goergenheimer takes me out of the building and into his house. He puts me on a shelf. 7:15 a.m my owner, Mr. Goergenheimer, picked me up and put a sandwich, a bottle of water, and pudding inside me. And there is a boring but true story about a paper bag.