Would you believe me if I told you....

"Would you believe it if I told you that I didn't lose the hamster. He is really a super smart hamster that knows how to use credit cards so he used his laser and broke out of his cage and stole your credit card and bought airplane tickets to go to Hawaii, but the guy collecting the tickets told him he was too short so he gathered up all his cousins and they stood on each others shoulders to become taller and went on the plane. After they reached Hawaii they got an emergency distress call from Luke Skywalker. So they flew on their patented space ships into space. Then they saw Luke and he said that he didn't have the exact change to buy a double cheese burger with open sesame bun with cheese, lettuce, extra meat, no mustard, with all the works, and a small happy meal because he wanted the toy. So the hamsters flew to the bank and gave him exact change and Luke Skywalker, as a reward bought them a large fries and a milkshake. So they returned to Earth, but then a NASA sattelite saw them and sent the picture to scientists around the world and the scientists thought the hamsters were astroids so they fired shredded homework and the hamsters spaceships blew up , but the hamsters used jetpacks to return to Earth safely. Everything was great until they realized they lost your credit card in outer space and got really angry and drank toxic waste. The waste made them super tall and they rampaged the earth looking for a dollar and fifty cents and finally found it stuck to the bottom of their paws. So they shrank down to size, went to Hawaii. That would explain why the hamster and credit card are missing and why the cage is broken. So would you believe me?"
"No I wouldn't."