Would You Believe it if I told you #2

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT IF I TOLD YOU #2

"Would you believe it if I told you that the Pilgrims didn't really land in Plymouth rock, but in a store called Plymouth Rock Candy but the candy part fell down so it said Plymouth rock. So the Pilgrims ate too much rock candy and when the history book writer guy asked them where they landed they said the Plymouth Rock Candy store but they had ate too much candy and the CANDY STORE part of it was muffled in their big burps so the history book writer wrote that they landed in Plymouth Rock instead of the Plymouth Rock Candy Store. And the teacher didn't know that so that's why she gave me an F on my history report on the Pilgrims?"
"No I wouldn't"