in California
February 21st, 2007
THE ULTIMATE JOY RIDE
Smeesh was in an unstable cardboard box with wheels for the DEAD MANS MOUNTAIN boxcar race!
"On your mark, get your steerwheels working, get set, PUSH!" Ten cardboard boxes on wheels rolled down DEAD MANS MOUNTAIN. Smeesh's friend pushed his box and he was off.
DEAD MANS MOUNTAIN was the steepest mountain in the whole solar system (measured by MR. IKNOW A. LOT) So right when Smeesh's friend pushed him down the hill he was falling vertically!!! Then he landed on a protruding piece of rock. He rode on it and zoomed sixteen miles off course!!! His hair felt like a wig about to fall off! His teeth were pounding as fast as a jackhammer!!! Even his clothes were being torn against the wind! He finally landed on the sidewalk. His box bounced ten yards up and then zoomed forward!!! Why go to a roller coaster when you can just go down DEAD MANS MOUNTAIN in a cardboard box!
One of Smeesh's wheels screeched and fell off! The cardboard box learched backwards and then forwards again! Now Smeesh was right about to go into the middle of an intersection!!! He tried leaning over to one side to turn the box. Bad move. The box flipped over a rock and onto a traffic meter. It flew and travelled over a car. It zoomed off and hit a stop sign. It flew backwords and hit a pedestrian. Two police officers noticed and hopped on their motor cycles.
"Pull your vehicle to the side of the sidewalk!" yelled one of the officers. Smeesh wished he could. He hit about three people they flew into the police officers and they fell off their motorcycles!
Smeesh zoomed into a skate park. A skateboarder rammed into his box and flipped off his skateboard. He cursed and threw his helmet at the box. Smeesh toppled over and so did the box. Unfortunately, another skateboarder crashed into the box and it flew off the ramp. Smeesh was flying threw the air! He would have kept flying if he hadn't flew over a swimming pool and had his box toppled and ripped over the diving board! Smeesh flew out of the box and landed in the pool!
Well at least he got a free roller coaster ride!
MORAL: Never go down a really steep hill in a cardboard box with wheels. And if you do, always remember brakes.
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