Feeling sick today on a school day?

It was 7:30 A.M and my mom entered my room. "It's time to go to school-"
"*Cough* *Cough* *Wheeze*

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My face is going green.
I think I can't even feel my spleen.

I am feeling sick,
don't even look at that goopy ick!

I have to stay home I don't want to faint!
My legs are so blue, that they look like paint!

I can't walk! I can't talk! I can barely move a muscle!
I think I would die if I ever hustle!

There are stripes on my belly, and stripes on my toes,
and you don't even want to know the color of my nose!

Then I noticed the calendar. "Hey! It's a saturday!
I should be able to run around and play today!
Why am I going to school? "

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"You didn't let me finish my sentence! I was about to say get up and get dressed to go to Flappy Happy's all day carnival. His truck broke down so he is performing at school! But you are so sick I think you should skip it and go to the doctor! You poor thing!"
"OH GREAT!"