What would you do if someone walked up to you and asked you to donate your beard to them?
*Hypothetical question; assume you are male and have a beard. XD No room for this in the title. I'd like to ask someone that… ^*
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Stare at them then walk away without saying anything. Weirdo. o_o
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Scream, "OF COURSE111!!!!1!!1" and jump up and down in joy, because your life is finally complete!
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Call the police.
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Curse at them and walk away.
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Ask why, say no, walk away.
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Ask why, and depending on their answer, shave your beard and give it to them.
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Shrug, say, "Sure," shave your beard and give them the hair.
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Scream, "NEVER YOU PUNK/HEATHEN/PERSON UNWORTHY OF MY AWESOMENESS!" and fly away with your beard of FIRE.
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Why are you asking this?! ._. (Because it's awesome. You know it is. Also, I haven't posted a poll in forever. (THE GAME. >:^D)
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Other.
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Total votes: 19
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o_0 I'd be offended. XD 'Cuz I'm a chick, and therefore do NOT have a beard, and never will have one.
Though I DID donate my hair once. :p Out there somewhere is an ill little kid with a wig of blonde Ashley hair. XD LOCKS OF LOVE FOR THE WIN!
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I'm just wierd like that.
Although I don't have a lot of hair on me chin right now, I think, at least.
*feels chin* Never mind! I need to shave!
I DID have a signature, but gave up on coming up with something clever. So behold! My signature!
Haha… XD
If Santa goes bald… He shall thank you. ^_^
Ooh… Grow a long beard, take a lot of hair gel and get it wet… make a sword… have it get frozen… chop it off… then hit people with it! 8D
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Of course! I have no farther use of this beard... *motions to bald chin* XD
Elementalist or Sorcerer? That's for YOU to decide...:D.
Totally freak out that I'd suddenly grown a beard.
And then I'd accuse my brother of being responsible for the whole thing. Either him, or some future/past version of me that I'd forgot about...
Then I'd courteously inform the guy that I had lost the Game.
I wouldn't give him my beard though... *strokes chin thoughtfully*
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*laughs in insane relief* "It's real..." *more confidently* "It's real! It's REAL!" *flies to a different place* "All these years, you thought I was mad. King of the Wasteland! But something is calling me, Doctor, what is it?! WHAT IS IT?!"
Yes, that beard would totally be the key to destroying the universe, right? :D
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