10 Things to do at a Fundraiser!

10 Things to do at a Fundraiser!

by Bree!
in Camp Half-Blood, trying to convince Grover to break up with Juniper

February 8th, 2010

1. Make armpit fart sounds

2. Bring a whoope cushion

3. Sing Single Ladies

4.Tell people you know their secret in a mysterious voice

5. Throw your products at people

6. Try to get people to tell you their "problems"

7. If you're selling door to door, say "Trick or treat!"

8. Go to a park and blast music that has a parental warning label

9. Get people to by stuff by threatening them with a Tickle Me Elmo

10. Flirt with the customers

Have fun! Your customers are gaurenteed to come back!


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Haha! This is in my faves so

Haha! This is in my faves so far!

I know. It's weird. But don't blame me, I'm too awesome to be weird :)

Posted by Kerstin on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 22:03
Thank you!

Thank you!

Posted by Bree on Mon, 02/08/2010 - 22:04
Hilarious! *A good friend

Hilarious!

*A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs at you until you stand up and then trips you* ~ my awesome friends

95% would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON (Edward Cullen - Twilight, New Moon) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn saying "DO A FRONTFLIP!!" copy this and paste it in your sig

Posted by Twirlgirl on Tue, 02/09/2010 - 18:46
That was great,  I like the

That was great,  I like the last line a lot. You look like your  good at geting costomers to go away and not come back again.Tongue out

Posted by Jacinta on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 17:30
My school has a lot of

My school has a lot of boring funrasiers :p ... I guess I'll try these out then! Great job, as always!

If most of your favorite charecters are villans, put this in your sig so you can creep people out.

I don't know what to say, so here's a picture of a pancake on a rabbit

Posted by Stardream on Thu, 04/08/2010 - 18:54
Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Each person is only a letter in Gods big Story but it makes a big differance- Neavaeh *****Nevaeh=Heaven backwards*****

Posted by Nevaeh on Sat, 04/10/2010 - 23:04
IT'S A TICKLE ME ELMO AND

IT'S A TICKLE ME ELMO AND IT'S GONNA EAT YOU!  BUY SOMETHING!  Haha, so funny!

 

*~Word Bandit~* (: This is my signature. Don't you love it? :)

Posted by Word Bandit on Mon, 04/26/2010 - 23:06


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