10 Things to do at a Fundraiser!
by Bree
in Savemart, rolling mellons across the store
February 8th, 2010
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in Savemart, rolling mellons across the store
February 8th, 2010
1. Make armpit fart sounds
2. Bring a whoope cushion
3. Sing Single Ladies
4.Tell people you know their secret in a mysterious voice
5. Throw your products at people
6. Try to get people to tell you their "problems"
7. If you're selling door to door, say "Trick or treat!"
8. Go to a park and blast music that has a parental warning label
9. Get people to by stuff by threatening them with a Tickle Me Elmo
10. Flirt with the customers
Have fun! Your customers are gaurenteed to come back!
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Haha! This is in my faves so far!
I know. It's weird. But don't blame me, I'm too awesome to be weird :)
Thank you!
Hilarious!
*A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs at you until you stand up and then trips you* ~ my awesome friends
95% would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON (Edward Cullen - Twilight, New Moon) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn saying "DO A FRONTFLIP!!" copy this and paste it in your sig
That was great, I like the last line a lot. You look like your good at geting costomers to go away and not come back again.