10 Things you need to know about Labrador Retrievers
Posted February 12th, 2009 by Kazel
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February 12th, 2009
I own a lab, her name is Luna and as I was looking at her, I thought about this. Enjoy! (PS: Most of these are about my own lab)
10.) Never put your drink on the side of the table, that is unless you LIKE cleaning up spills.
9.) Biting is a habit. After one day, you'll want to file down your Lab's teeth. I mean they bite-- alot. If you're emo, consider getting a lab as they can bite and claw at your wrists like no tomorrow. No need for razors when you have a lab!
8.) Next time you go to rob a house, bring your Lab. Then can do several things such as distract the house's dog and steal things for you... then run away with them.
7.) Yellow is mellow, Brown is Big and Black is Back!
6.) They're great snugglers. Next time you have a lab, a bed and yourself, try to snuggler with them. As my Twilight obsessed mother said once (and I quote) "Sleeping like Luna [my dog] is like sleeping with a were-wolf, she's so warm!".
5.) If you're a couch patato, you will love a lab. They will literally sit and watch your t.v. My uncle's lab watches the news, my lab loves movies. Her favorites? "Hairspray" and "Happy Feet".
4.) If you're a couch patatoe, you will hate a lab. They're like, perpetual motion machines! They seem to keep on running, and running, and running and jumping and jumping and doing all these doggy things-- time elevenity ten that is.
3.) Lab's are certainly not land-lubbers. Make sure you're near a pool, near a lake, near a puddle, near a river, near the ocean, near a pond, near a bath tub basically near any body of water if you get a lab. These dogs are half fish or something.
2.) Labs are doggy geniuses. But not the genius dog of all (that's the border collie.). Still teach them a trick, they'll remember it. Some even realize places. Like my dog, she knows in her "house" (crate), downstairs, upstairs, bike ride, pool, outside and ontop of all that, she can ring a pair of christmas bells we have by the back door to go out!
1.) If I had my way, I'd make a whole show on Comedy Central about these dogs. They do hilarious things! If you've read "Me and Marly" or own a lab you know what I'm talking about. They're a whole lot funnier than seeing Russia from your house.
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