25 Weird fortune cookie messages
in the quest for the next great Prophicy (and back!)
November 7th, 2010
AN: I got Chinese food today. This is what it made me write. *these aren't real*
1. I know where you live
2. Could I borrow those shoes sometime?
3. That was not very nice
4. Suck it up, princess!
5. Nice hair
6. OMG! Is that Taylor Lautner?!
7. The world will end in 5...4...3...2...
8. You will recieve a fortune cookie
9. Look behind you...
10. Do you know where I put my toothbrush?
11. You will find good luck in a port-a-potty
12. I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
13. Bella... come BACK!
14. You will jump off a cliff today
15. YOU EVIL COOKIE KILLER!
16. You're crazy if you think this little piece of paper will sum up your life
17. Let's explore with Dora!
18. The greatest danger could be your insanity
19. You will get sued sometime in the near future
20. You are not safe, so burn me. Keep my memory alive by memorizing me first. :(
21. Someone will invite you to a kereoke party
22. You will get hit by a tomato sometime in the near future
23. We're not putting anything on here because all our fortunes are cliche and make no sense
24. That wasn't chicken...
25. HELP! I'm being held prisioner by a Chinese bakery! DX
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Those are funny! I got one once that said:
You're future is continually changes
Yes I know, horrible grammar. Who writes these anyway:P
Katie
"I know, should realize, time is precious, it is worthwhile. Despite how I feel inside, have to trust it'll be all right. Have to stand up to be stronger." - Pale by Within Temptation
SO FUNNY!
I'm trying not to laugh, because it's 11:21 here, and everyone's asleep.
Wait. It's daylight savings time.
10:21.
:P
"Is all that we see or seem but a dream within a dream?" -Edgar Allan Poe "Love sickness needs a love cure." -Unknown "Love is blind, and greed unsatiable." -Unknown
Haha!!! Here's a couple for ya that I just thought of:
PLEASE DON'T THROW ME AWAY!
I hope you like pie, because one is going to hit you in the face soon.
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"I do not think of my pets as pets. I think of them as companions." - Me
Funny! I always get dumb fortunes... they're not even fortunes, really, just morals. And my lil sis gets these bug, ethical fortunes with big words and stuff, every time! It's really annoying. But these fortunes are awesome! I particularly like #8.
strength: (strngkth, strngth, strnth) n. The ability to break a bar of chocolate into four pieces, and only eat one.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver, and much more effective.
Ooooh! Missmaple! I love your siggy regarding duct tape ^_^
LOL! These are funny. I especially like "I know where you live", "Bella...come back!", "Could I borrow those shoes sometimes?" "Suck it up princess!" (reminds me of a certain Squirrel) and "You're crazy if you think this little iece of paper will sum up your life."
Fortune cookies just don't make sense. And they don't taste that great either. I think whenever I go for Chinese, I'd rather gte a muffin that a cookie, but I don't think they give out muffins at Chinese restaraunts.
Speaking of which, now I want Chinese!
"Nobody can prevent you from choosing to be exceptional." -Mark Sanborn
lol, my dad got one that said "stupidity is your greatest strength" or something like that. and I get a lot that assure me that my newest business venture will be successful or something. which would, you know, be great, if I had a business...
"Like a top, like a plaything, the earth spins around"--Me, from Twisting the World
My family actually got two(or was it one?) that was completely right. Those is funnies!
"You can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up, keep you on your toes." -Patrick Star
“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.” -Mark Twain
Haha! I love these types of stories... This is so funny!
"Take a pen in your uncertain fingers. Trust, and be assured, That the whole world is a sky-blue butterfly, And words are the nets to capture it." - Muhammad al-Ghuzzi
Hahahaha! My favourite ones are: #1, #7, #9, #12, #15, #16, #23 and #25. I've heard #24 before, that one's funny too... lol!
These are all great!!!
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