64 ways to become insane!
in the quest for the next great Prophicy (and back!)
June 27th, 2010
AN: I wrote this at Camp... My dreams were so much more vivid than usual and I was sorted in to the Apollo Cabin. Yes, we did get sorted, and we had a small quest on the camp grounds, and remember when my user name was Bree the Demigod Daughter of Apollo *wow, that one was long!*? It was EPIC!
1. Make loud noises.
2. Bark at passing cars.
3. Steal from Target.
4. Burn paper and eat it.
5. Repeatedly hit yourself in the head.
6. Pretend to be a coyote and bark at your neighbor's kids.
7. Shovel the driveway in the summer.
8. Wear a bright orange hat with coffee stains.
9. Use a solar-powered flashlight.
10. Hunt squirrels at three o' clock in the morning.
11. Listen to Hannah Montana
12. Honk and wave to strangers.
13. Hug a tree.
14. Sing a Justin Bieber song to the garbage man.
15. Pretend you can speak Spanish by adding an "O" to the end of every word.
16. Paint pretty flowers on your house.
17. Hold a conversation with the dishwasher.
18. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
19. Eat broccoli snaps.
20. Ask yourself questions in public.
21. Ride your bike in a circle until you puke.
22. Skip around your neighborhood.
23. Make a guest appearance as a slab of beef on Oprah.
24. Video tape yourself eating cheese.
25. Sit in a trashcan.
26. Laugh when you look in the mirror.
27. Eat candy with the wrapper on it.
28. Laugh like a chipmunk.
29. Fall in a hole.
30. Insist you know E.T.
31. Slide down the stairs on your butt.
32. Put your shoes on before your pants.
33. Take a picture of your camera with your camera.
34. Mow your lawn with scissors.
35. Wear big snow pants in June.
36. Tie a plastic bag around your head.
37. Drive to your next-door neighbor's house.
38. Forget the number for 911.
39. Put on a sombrero and take your dog for a walk.
40. Wear a paisley shirt.
41. Suck up socks with a vacuum.
42. Take a picture of the garbage man.
43. Shake hands with your school janitor.
44. Invite the plumber over for lunch.
45. Make screeching noises at Pizza Hut.
46. Frolic in a forest with an antelope.
47. Eat dinner at McDonalds.
48. Reserve a table for two at a restaurant; one for you; the other for your imaginary friend.
49. Sell your toenail clippings to passing cars on the corner.
50. Have an argument with yourself.
51. Run into a wall at top speed.
52. Poke yourself in the eye, say, "ow," then do it again.
53. Spit out your gum in the trashcan, dig it back out, and put it back in your mouth.
54. Sing a song about frogs and ants at Wal-Mart.
55. Put on baggy pants and start rapping.
56. Smack yourself across the face and scream, "How could you?!"
57. Run down the street and say you’re chasing after Elvis.
58. Try to shoplift a table from K-Mart.
59. Go bungee jumping without the cord.
60. Ride a lawnmower across the country.
61. Speak in Caveman for a day.
62. Wear sunglasses after the sun sets.
63. Eat your homework after you finish it.
64. Put on a feather boa, your mom's stilettos, and join Kidz Bop!
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LOL! I have actually done #31 and #32 before!
If it could be demonstrated that any complex organ existed, which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down. ~ Charles Darwin
This is supr funny, Bree. :) LOL, I've done #47 before... Not that insane, though
Two more days until I leave for D.C., which means no internet for a while. :( I will miss everyone, but I know I will have a great time. :)
Hi, your story/list is hilarious! I tried umber 33 once. I looked at the mirror ad tried to take a picture of myself ut noticed that all that I could see in the camera was the camera! Wouldent it be insane to bungee jump without a cord? Oh, now I remember that tis is a way to be insane
All your luck, Esther
It's too late Bree! I'm already insane!!!
Imagination stays alive.
I have done ...
12, 15, 22, 26, 28 (Well, when I sped up my voice. But I suppose that counts), 40, and 47.
That proves it! I'm tad bit insane ..
"Prepare yourselves for destruction!" ~ ZIM
"I am not Toph! I am MELON LORD! Muwahahahahaha!" ~ Toph
I've done 2, 20, 25, 26, 27 (if gum counts), 31, 32, 33, 50, 56....yeah...:)
Imagination stays alive.
I do #50 (have an argument with yourself) all the time.
"You do not!"
"Yes I do!"
"No you don't!"
"Prove it!"
"I don't need to prove it!"
~I am sorry, I have no time in my schedule for normality. Perhaps we can try again in six billion years or so.~