73 bands that never exactly got recorded. By us

AN: What the title says.

1. Cantaloupe

2. One with the Forest

3. Flying SPAM

4. Freaky Forest

5. Crying Body Builders

6. Cool Blade of Grass

7. Squatting Indians

8. Polish Hot Dogs

9. Toasted Turtles

10. Stinky Gas Station Toilets

11. Animal Rights Activists in Concert

12. Burnt Sienna Day

13. Wet Washcloths

14. Soggy Waffles

15. Raw Broccoli

16. Orange Hair

17. In-Flight Barf Bag

18. Tossing Cookies

19. Eating Butter

20. Nine Inch Toenails

21. Spice Boys

22. Ground Beef Cookies

23. Big Blue Bruise

24. Landfill

25. Psycho Flying Squirrels

26. Nose-Twitching Nerds

27. Cow in the Rearview Mirror

28. Obese Antelopes

29. Funny Farm

30. Smelly Zoo

31. Sneezer

32. Decibel-Meter-Shattering Belch

33. Fuzzy Pink Rhinos

34. Paranoid Police

35. Screaming Chihuahuas

36. Microwavehead

37. Soft Boulders

38. Shrub

39. Savage Ladybug

40. Attilla the Punk

41. Man-Eating Grasshoppers

42. Idiotic Dorks

43. Dorky Idiots

44. Appliance Wars

45. Farting British Royalty

46. Fun Lovin' Vampires

47. Ten Foot Tall Refrigerator

48. Pitch Black Underwear

49. Ugly Ceiling Fans

50. Gambling Jokers

51. Carrot Juice

52. Snickering High School Kids

53. The Big Zit

54. Annoying Advertisement

55. The Dumb Blondes

56. Trash Can Queen

57. The Titanics

58. Old People Playing Cards

59. The Cheesy Poofs

60. Bubba the Bug

61. Artificially Colored Flavoring

62. Stop Sign in a Ditch

63. Educational Posters

64. Moldy Pink Bread

65. Rusty Doorknob

66. Squished Mosquito on the Tiled Shower Wall

67. Hoggity Piggity Wart

68. Sticky Floor

69. Hitchikin' Worms

70. Filthy Sleaz

ebags

71. Dirty Dirt

72. International House of Pancakes

73. Ice Cold Hippos