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77 ways to make trouble!

77 ways to make trouble!

by xXxBreeXxX
in the quest for the next great Prophicy (and back!)

June 22nd, 2010

AN: Doesn't have an author name behind the title, so it's by Bree.

 

1. Yell "FIRE" in a crowded movie theater.

2. Stick the class pet in your teacher's purse.

3. Sprinkle thumbtacks on the ground in a crowded parking lot.

4. Let a mouse into an elephant pen.

5. Put an electric eel in the public swimming pool.

6. Put peanut butter on your parents' hamburgers.

7. Put water balloons under your sibling's pillow.

8. Replace your sister's Barbie doll heads with chicken nuggets.

9. Wash the car with steel wool pads.

10. Use chewed gum to stick your brother's action figures to the wall.

11. Dress up in a hockey mask and take a fake chainsaw into your sibling’s room, then ask if they need a haircut.

12. Put white toothpaste in the Oreos as frosting.

13. Dump a bag of marbles in the hallway of a hotel.

14. Put a sticky jolly rancher on all the folding chairs at the public pool.

15. Shave your initials in the pet dog's fur.

16. Add a handful of salt to the lemonade you made.

17. Replace the ice melting rock salt with sugar cubes.

18. Rig all the family's folding chairs to fall when they're sat in.

19. Take the teacher's unwrapped educational poster and put a Taylor Lautner one in its place.

20. Go running and screaming past a preschool in a white sheet.

21. Fill someone else's shampoo bottle with mayonnaise.

22. Send freebies off the Internet to an enemy.

23. Set off "fireworks" in the house while guests are over.

24. Tape record someone talking in their sleep.

25. Put unwrapped mini snickers bars in people's shoes.

26. Use someone's CD's as Frisbees.

27. Play that “Biringin’ Sexy Back” song at full blast at a funeral.

28. Put someone's vintage cassettes in a fish tank.

29. Prank call someone and say you're Miley Cyrus.

30. Put melted crayon wax in someone's pockets.

31. Call up a farmer and ask if he needs a new shipment of donkeys.

32. Pretend you're Britney Spears at your little sibling’s birthday party.

33. Pretend you speak a foreign language by saying words backwards.

34. Puts peas under your sibling’s mattress.

35. Set all the clocks back 15 minutes.

36. Put a spider in someone's hair.

37. Squirt young kids with a super soaker.

38. Fry ants with a magnifying class.

39. Rig a trout to look like it's talking.

40. Spray paint all the good silver ware gold.

41. Replace someone's shoelaces with licorice laces.

42. Pop out all the lenses of the glasses and sunglasses in your household.

43. Replace someone's hair dye with bleach.

44. Wear underwear on your head in a gas station.

45. Put whipped cream in your mouth and run around screaming.

46. Record a family member singing in the shower and try to submit the tape to a radio station.

47. Tie someone's shoelaces together when they aren't watching.

48. Give a teacher an apple with a fake worm in it.

49. Throw all the shoes you find in a pool.

50. Scatter needles in the carpeting.

51. Sprinkle Ruffles potato chips on the floor of someone's room.

52. Leave your house in only a barrel.

53. Shatter all the mirrors in your house.

54. Tell someone your name is Tiger Woods.

55. Tell the person from #54 that you live in a basement with 500 ducks.

56. Put a real snakeskin belt in an animal rights activist's bag.

57. Test all the watches in your house for water resistancy.

58. Give a friend a bra for their birthday.

59. Take out all the light bulbs from the lamps in your house and throw them out a second story window.

60. Dress up as hamster to freak out a hamster phobic friend.

61. Let your fish swim in the toilet water.

62. Throw rocks in a neighbor's yard.

63. Leave your turn signal on for 50 miles.

64. Run through a prevention of cruelty to animals protest with a frog's head on a stick.

65. Use your dad's ties as a jump rope.

66. Throw worms in a kiddie pool pool.

67. Follow someone a few paces behind them and spray everything they touch with Lysol.

68. Pay for dinner with pennies.

69. Make long distance prank calls to Europe.

70. Decorate an outside tree with someone's underwear.

71. Set alarms for random times.

72. Eat doughnuts in front of the window of a gym.

73. Loosen one of the legs of a chair.

74. "Accidently" burn the family address books.

75. Give a lecture in a 7-11 of all the reasons why they should rename themselves 4-20.

76. Run around German class with a marker mustache.

77. Put motion detectors in sprinklers in your front yard right by the sidewalk as a special surprise for pedestrians.

 


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I read a lot of these on my

I read a lot of these on my phone. But they're still good.

"Do you like waffles? Yeah, we like waffles. Do you like pancakes? Yeah, we like pancakes. Do you like french toast? Yeah, we like french toast. Do, do, do, do, do. Can't wait to get a mouth full!"--Do You Like Waffles? by Parry Gripp

Posted by Nicole on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 20:42
I JUST READ ALL O THEM AND I

I JUST READ ALL O THEM AND I WAS CRACKING UP HARDER THAN I EVER HAVE IN MY LIFE!!! OMG THAT IS HALARIOUS!!! HAHAHA THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY!! I LOVE IT!!

Wow, that was just like the funniest thing i have ever read! i am still cracking up wildly in my house with my dog staring at me like i am the craziest person in the world! lol that was so funny!

Posted by LightningBolt on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 20:47
Lol, comic relief and

Lol, comic relief and entertainment!

Imagination stays alive.

Posted by Stara Aquila on Tue, 06/22/2010 - 22:58
Lol, love it! :) Great

Lol, love it! :) Great job!!!

Live fully *~* Laugh uncontrollably *~* Love unconditionally

Posted by Maddie on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 02:56
I did #7.

I did #7.

Posted by Kaila on Wed, 06/23/2010 - 12:10


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