98 stupidest things people do. By Lea.

AN: What the title says.

1. Wear their shirts backwards.

2. Use sayings like, "Pain is temporary, pride is forever!" in normal conversation.

3. Wear a belt around their heads. coughBREEcough

4. Watch Hannah Montana marathons.

5. Make a shrine dedicated to digital clocks.

6. Watch a clock keep time for fun.

7. Climb a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

8. Get turned in to a werewolf.

9. Name their inatimate objects. coughBREEcough.

10. Use an inflatable dart board.

11. Use people's heads as musical instruments.

12. Charge people like bulls.

13. Use a solar-powered flashlight.

14. Dance to Miley C's tunes.

15. Watch talk shows.

16. Stare at cheese for extended periods of time.

17. Give complete strangers high fives.

18. Have dreams in which they're are 300 pounds.

19. Brush their teeth before they eat.

20. Dance a jig for fun.

21. Read a book by or about Miley C.

22. Flush live fish down the toilet.

23. Cheat at the "hardcore sports" in gym class.

24. Eat shaving cream.

25. Wear ONLY Nike brand things.

26. Quack like a duck in class.

27. Carry duct tape in their back pockets.

28. Wash their dog with motor oil.

29. Wear a paper clip retainer.

30. Hold up a store with a stapeler.

31. Wear a gym suit out of school.

32. Work at forever 21 and enjoy it.

33. Use paper chains as wedding decorations.

34. Date people because of their zodiac signs.

35. Try to fly by jumping off roof and flapping arms.

36. Dress up like Garfield and pretend to be a cat.

37. Audition to be the dino in The Land of the Lost.

38. Dye their hair burnette so they are no longer blonde. coughBREEcough

39. Have a party to celebrate animal classification.

40. Go to "UCLA" (University of Closet Living Armadillos)

41. Steal something, then walk in to the store the store they stole it from.

42. Steal a 2-liter bottle of soda by shoving it down their pants.

43. Become a school janitor.

44. Have an overhead in their room.

45. Wear only one glove.

46. Open an umbrella inside a house because the indoor sprinklers might go off.

47. Swear too much.

48. Take everything too literally. (This doesn't apply to Bree, even though she does this)

49. Go to a Justin Bieber concert and sneak backstage.

50. Live with your parents after turning 25.

51. Use a suitcase as a pet carrier.

52. Wear a bikini in the snow.

53. Think WB means Wild Baggage.

54. Do synchronized swimming for fun.

55. Kiss a sea urchin.

56. Become a member of the "I Love Beavers!" club because of Mr. Evil (a.k.a. Justin Bieber)

57. See how much money they can shove up their nose.

58. Read the dictionary.

59. Collect pictures of postcards instead of real postcards.

60. Listen to ONLY opera music.

61. Try to beat up trees.

62. Sing a song about grasshoppers.

63. Wear 3-D glasses as sunglasses.

64. Add a really hard piece of bread to their pet rock collection.

65. Name their kid "Ura" or "Ima"

66. Suggest Miley C. or Mr. Evil run for president.

67. Impersonate Death Eaters.

68. Drink antifreeze.

69. Talk to golfballs.

70. Go out with Voldemort.

71. Have a million dollars in pennies.

72. Drive a van with purple spots.

73. Go in to Kinko's Copies and ask for Kinko.

74. Rob a bank dressed as a cartoon character.

75. Ask Border's employees what Border they're on.

76. Run around with Q-tips sticking out of their ears.

77. Watch at tape of old people playing cards for two hours.

78. Paint the leaves on a tree red and orange to make autum come faster.

79. Do a spinning parrell park in a full parking lot.

80. Try to run around the mile long proton accelerator at Ferni Lab as fast as the protons.

81. Make a model DNA strand out of non edible materials and eat it.

82. Attempt to get kicked out of school.

83. Put eudicational posters up in their houses.

84. Quote celeberties.

85. Play dot-to-dot with the bug bites on their legs.

86. Become a backup dancer to Lady Gaga.

87. Wear 5 inch platform heels in gym class.

88. Wear your ID in school.

89. Play human bingo with their dog.

90. Say "Luke, I am your mother... err I mean your father" to every person you meet named Luke.

91. Jump in to the Grand Canyon to see what's at the bottom.

92. Climb an electric fence.

93. Make their own postcards.

94. Buy everything at Forever 21.

95. Open a resturant and name it "sewer"

96. Have hang outs behind supermarkets.

97. Puropsely drive your car in to a tree.

98. Go fishing in their bathtubs.