Alphonse the turtle's trip around the world (my alphabet story!!!!!!!)

by Claudia in for it

If you haven't read patrick's (excuse me, Firestars) story, heres the deal: Each sentence has to start with the next letter of the alphabet. The result is pretty funny. try your own, if you'd like. Don't even try to be serious!!!!! I know its ridiculous, but sooo much fun to write!

Alphonse the turtle jumped happily through the sea. Blaargy, Cried the pirate who searched for him. Cripes, Cried Alphonse as he swam toward the faraway country of Switzerland. Dripping, Alphonse walked on to an island in eastern Malaysia. Ecstatic, Alphonse danced with penguins. Far away in northern Alabama, the pirate searched fruitfully for Alphonse. Great Scott, shouted Alphonse in the middle of his tango. Hurry, Screeched the penguins, you’ve got to get to Switzerland! “if only I could find Alphonse”, said the sad pirate in Quebec. Jury duty, stated the letter that Alphonse got. Kalamazoo is a looong way to go for jury duty, thought Alphonse. Lets get going then! Malaysian penguins waved goodbye to Alphonse, he was the only one that was as out of place as themselves. Never mind, said the pirate to the ministers in Iceland. Oh no! Persevering through blistering cold, the pirate searched onward. Quebec was so much better than this, thought the pirate. Radishes danced gleefully when the pirate and alphonse finally met in Santa’s workshop. Santa smiled at their reunion. Trying really benefited in the end, said alphonse. Utters were so hard to milk in Nevada, said the pirate of his trouble earning money. Verandas were hard to build with only my shell, said the turtle. Wait! Xrays are coming in! You and I are brothers! Zephyr the pirate danced the tango with Alphonse until the nights end…