Barney's 32 Adventures! By Lea
in the quest for the next great Prophicy (and back!)
June 22nd, 2010
AN: Says my name behind the title, so it's by me.
1. Barney Goes to the Police Station
2. Barney Gets Arrested
3. Barney Makes Friends With the Inmates
4. Barney Breaks Free
5. Barney Commits Grand Theft Auto
6. Barney Surfs the Web
7. Barney Discovers Sugar
8. Barney Goes Crazy
9. Barney Goes to France
10. Barney Shoves Croissants up his Nose
11. Barney Chews his Foot Off
12. Barney Starts a Riot
13. Barney Learns to Steal Cable TV
14. Barney Robs Target
15. Barney Participates in a Car Chase
16. Barney Makes Friends with Voldemort
17. Barney Becomes a Death Eater
18. Barney Appears on The View
19. Barney Eats New York City
20. Barney Gets Emotionally Scarred for Life
21. Barney Becomes a Plumber
22. Barney Shoves Produce Down his Pants
23. Barney Finds an Adult Magazine
24. Barney Discovers how Much Fun Household Appliances can Be
25. Barney Goes Overboard on the Chicken Nuggets
26. Barney Starts a Fight with Ronald McDonald
27. Barney Kidnaps
28. Barney Hits on a Police Officer
29. Barney Becomes a Senator
30. Barney Gets a Hamster
31. Barney Gets a Lighter
32. Barney has a Mental Breakdown
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LOL!!!!!! Those are all really funny!!
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This is funny! lol!
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OMDSL (Oh My Dear Sweet Lord) This is hilarious!!!!
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I had nightmares about #19 and #32 once before I read this. O_o
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That sounds quite frightening.
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