This Is breaking news!

by HannahZ in over her head

Hello, this is top secret reporter BG reporting live from the land of kidpub, where a full on attack is hitting KP! As of the last report, a super bot tribe, known unofficially as Didwubs, (Down With kID pUB), have apparently been flinging themselves, broken computer parts, and rotten lima beans against the walls of Kidpub's main center, aka Perriland. A rumor going around that these bots were created by a man named, you guessed it, Voldmont! In a rage caused by failing to get rid of Harry Potter in his first life, V has accessed the computer from his new home (i think we can all guess where that is!) and went searching for revenge. A few weeks ago, he googled "hp fanatics" and who came up? It doesn't take a genius to realize we have quite a few fans around here. Thus, his plan unfolds. An unnamed source tells this reporter that the attacker took an online class called "everthing you need to know about conquering a website of future writers" (amazing what you can access on the net!) And a few days ago, his bots were unleashed and the destruction began. One tiny, itsy bitsy detail he forgot, though, is that we writers are also fighters. We WILL NOT lose our precious Kidpub to the dark side! DOWN WITH DIDWUBS! KIDPUB WILL PREVAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is BG with KP news at ten-o-one.