A bunch of random stuff you can put in your sig.

AN: I'm working on a book, so you might not see much stuff like this. :)

If most of your favorite charecters are villans, put this in your sig so you can creep people out.

Save the trees. Start by not doing homework.

Today, I thought about the phrase "Revenge is sweet" then thought about the phrase "Revenge is best served cold." I got to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.

Some see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Me? I just want you to stop drinking my soda!

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! And put this in your sig.

If inanimate objects follow you with their eyes, put this in your sig.

If Forever21 told girls it was uncool to breathe, 88% would believe that and die. If you are part of the 12% that would point and laugh, put this in your sig.

If you think the Coco Puffs bird should wear a straight jacket, put this in your sig.

90% of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're one of the 10% that would ask "What was your first hint?" put this in your sig.

If you're mad that astronomers haven't discovered Tatoonie, Naboo, Coroscant, Kashyyyk, and every other star system out there, put his in your sig.

If the slightest mention of Percy Jackson will make you stop whatever you're doing and jump up, put this in your sig.

If Rachel makes a prophecy of you and Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, then I suggest running as far as you can away from Hollywood.

If you have ever attempted to use a mimi glowstick from Camp as a weapon, put this in your sig.

If you think automatic doors are The Force, put this in your sig.

If you ever tried to insult someone by calling them Luke Castellan, put this in your sig.

If when you heard about that bridge that collapsed and thought the Death Eaters did it, put this in your sig.

If you ever tried to use a broom, mop, Swiffer, or vacume cleaner to fly, put this in your sig.

If you've memorized any of the Percy Jackson series, put this in your sig.

If spending $100 in a day for Percy Jackson merchindise sounds normal for you, put this in your sig.

If chemistry=potions to you, put this in your sig.

If you've ever walked in to a bank and asked someone where the goblins are, put this in your sig.

If on your family trip to New York you asked the Empire State Building guy if you could go to the 600th floor, put this in your sig.

If you threw stuff at the screen while watching Lightning Thief and screamed, "THAT WASN'T IN THE BOOK!" put this in your sig.

If you ever nicknamed any of your teachers "Umbridge" or "Snape" put this in your sig.

If you ever tried to talk to fish at an aquarium, put this in your sig.

If you ever tried to talk to snakes at a pet shop, put this in your sig.

If you're a serial killer, GET AWAY FROM ME! If you're a cereal killer, GET AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk in to walls.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Normal people scare me, but not as much as I scare them!

Sanity? What a useless thought!

When in doubt, push random buttons.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming train.

The Dinosaur's extinction wasn't a meteior. Barney came and they all comitted suicide.

Slinky+Escalator=Endless fun.