charlie the cheese and the unicorn

This is one of my published books! read and enjoy!

One day charlie the cheese was washing the dishes (a normal chore from his mum) when he heard little bumps coming from upstairs. “mother?” he asked. “don’t disturb your kind mum while she’s scoffing burgers on the sofa, watching telly and waiting for her ungrateful son to wash the dishes!” she roared. “but mum I heard some noises upstairs!” protested charlie. she hid her face behind a pile of hamburgers. charlie walked up the stairs and opened his bedroom door. there, towering above him was a horse with a multi-colored horn. “wow.” said charlie. but sadly Charlie’s multi-horned new chum heard charlie talk and got over exited which made it accidently kick charlie on the bum causing him to have a bruised bottom disaster! when charlie opened his eyes he saw his mum leaning over him. “OK?” asked his mum. “i just banged my head but i must have banged my bottom when i fainted.” said charlie. after two weeks of hospital charlie tried to train the unicorn but he couldn’t get right! “BING BOB” roared charlie. “SIT” with much trouble, Bing Bob the muliti-horned unicorn stumbled onto his bottom. good boy said charlie as he patted Bing Bob. “AAHHHHHHHH.” “gobble”. he was in bing bob’s tummy. “Bing Bob? let me out!” shouted charlie. a fatal grunt came from behind him. he dived! but he wasn’t quick enough so a chunk of him came off and flew away to be recycled in a cheese factory. he sat there playing cards glumly in the damp dark tummy of Bing Bob with his imaginary friend
until he came to an idea!! he kicked and punched and jumped up and down until a sea of greenish liquid came from behind him. he sat until it’s force washed him up Bing bob’s mouth! he erupted out, flew across the bedroom (in non drip mode), jumped out the window, slid down the drain pipe and into the refreshing bath below.......

“Good morning class!” said miss beany. “Good morning miss. at your service. we will all learn something today we are sure.” “precisely class. now what we will do today is- MR CHEESE! STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!!! TO MRS MEANY FOR YOU!” then suddenly they heard a crash and Bing Bob came smashing through the windows and rode away with Charlie on his back......

“i’ve been having school complaints about you charlie. this looks like a job for your great hunking father!” charlie flew to his mothers feet. “NO! PLEASE” suddenly Charlie’s mothers mind went back.... “OK charlie. but if you do anything wrong like snap a nail or lose a chunk of yourself daddy will come.” so charlie went to bed and had a nightmare of dad turning into vlad. that day he got up and ate coco pops. “yet another day of training for you!” he said to his large pet unicorn. “unichops!” said charlie in a high pitch voice as he threw a packet of unicorn food. but again Charlie’s quite tame pal gobbled him up! he new what to do so he Kicked at the unicorn’s tummy, got washed up, flew across the floor, slid down the pipe but no bath..... “help!!” screamed charlie. draped in Bing Bob’s sick, charlie looked like a moaning horror! but then charlie had another idea! “CHARLIE? CHARLIE?” it was dad. “school complaints I hear!” charlie flew up to the the window and charged into his box of squirters. “goo, stick, water pistol, quick dry and go YES!” he washed himself with the quick dry wash go squirter just before Charlie’s mum and dad burst in with spy glasses from his broken spy kit. they couldn’t see him fly over their heads as the glasses were broken. “lucky escape” said charlie as he flew into his mother’s dressing room. “oops, i forgot about my unicorn” said charlie. “CHARLIE!!!!” his mum was screeching at him. “CHARLIE!!!!” his dad was bellowing at him. “school complaints and you are holding a perfectly dangerous unicorn hostage in your bedroom!!” “i’ve been hiding it from you. i thought you would cut out my heart if i showed you Bing Bob.” admitted charlie glumly. a fat drip of mould came from Charlie’s eye. “ah poor little thing” his mum said giving him a squeeze.
so they took Bing bob to the unicorn kennels. charlie promised to come and visit his unicorn every weekend.