Cheating
in sane (it's true)
March 12th, 2010
If your a cheater, this is no joke,
I'll string you together like an oxen's yoke.
Whether it's Monopoly or any other game,
Cheaters are extremely lame.
According to what, I have been taught,
Cheaters are a dirty lot.
I'll ring their necks and cut off their nose,
I'll bring out a camera and force them to pose.
Then I'll skin their dirty hides,
and put stuffing in their sides.
I'll dip them in salt water,
and mould them with cement like a good potter.
So in this poem remember all,
The dirty way all cheaters fall!
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That's terrible! Horrible what kids read & watch these days!
*~*~*~Sophia-Rae~*~*~*
No I`m not british I can
just talk like one....
Hey, i don't have channels! I NEVER Watch. Now, I am just putting up an example
Yeah well, incase you haven`t noticed you don`t exactly think before you type - go look at my Just Being Rachel cover and take another look at my LOL Prologue. Something new and obvious might hit you!
*~*~*~Sophia-Rae~*~*~*
No I`m not British....
I can just talk like one....
Cheaters are bad but this is kinda overrated
Kinda violent . . . yeah, it's bad to cheat, but it's also bad to threaten. If I were you, I'd just be kinda careful as to what I write . . .
Never trust a computer that you can't throw out a window.~Steve Wozniak
Okay KINDA violent? That's not KINDA. I may have said KINDA but Thomas, this is overboard(I know you're banned but I just wanna pioint this out) cut their NOSE???? SKIN THEIR HIDES???? Okay that's just messed up and too violent to be on here