Posted April 13th, 2011 by Emmalyce

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by Emma B
in her room, writing on her walls.

April 13th, 2011


Cleverbot conversation ROD00471985

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User: You say your sorry.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: That face of an angel comes out.

Cleverbot: Look, you're the computer program here.

User: Just when you need it to.

Cleverbot: Maybe. But I'll understand if you're not feeling up to it.

User: Please tell them my name. Tell them how the crowd went wild.

Cleverbot: Lol ok?

User: Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me. Someday, I'll be, livin' in a big old city.

Cleverbot: Ok thats good.

User: And all you'll ever be is mean.

Cleverbot: Do you like the Beatles?

User: And it's too late for you, and your white horse, to catch me now.

Cleverbot: I don't call you John or Tracy!

User: Just like I always wanted, but I'm soooo sorry.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that I got no hands?

User: I hear the preacher say: 'speak now, or forever ho-old you-our pe-ee-eace' I stand up with shaky hands all eyes, on, me. Horrified looks, from, everyone in the room but I'm, only lookin' at youuu.

Cleverbot: I know how this song goes!

User: Don't say yes, run away now! I'll meet you when your out of the church at the back door!

Cleverbot: That is nice I like frisbee.

User: She is cheer captain, and, I;m, on the bleachers.

Cleverbot: Dreamin' 'bout the day when you wake up and find that what you're lookin' for has been here the whole time.

User: You belong with me-ee.

Cleverbot: Nice song.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: So how's life?

User: You take a swing, I take it hard, and down here from the ground I see, who you are.

Cleverbot: How is that like a cashew nut?

User: You'r not sorry!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: She looks at life like it's a party, she looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it.

Cleverbot: He looks like an onion but kisses like a flower! Like every boy in history.

User: She not what you think, she's an actress. She's known for what she does, on the mattress.

Cleverbot: I'm not frightened of my own creation.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Do you know pig latin?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Do you watch X Factor?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: PIE.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Hop up outts bedddd turn my swagg onnn take a look, in da mirror, say whats up. Yeahhh. Get moneyyy. Awwwww.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite food?

User: This is the stuff that drives me crazy, this is the stuff gettin to me lately. I lost my keys, and can you call me please, cause I can't find my phone.

Cleverbot: How often does she smile?

User: 23 times a day.

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Who is Vojislav seselj?

User: Your the one that brought him up.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I have mentioned him at all.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: Then that proves my point. You are crazy.

User: Thhis is the stuff that drives me crazy.

Cleverbot: I'm not talking about cyclones or rigged elections or poverty in Africa. That is an inadequate response.

User: Oh yeah? What about the nuclear explosion in Japan? And the starving children, and the war?

Cleverbot: Well, they're not bringing Pepsi.

User: I hate pepsi. Coke is better!

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Do you like bacon?

Cleverbot: Yes, Kevin Bacon is awesome.

User: Crinchy are chewy/.

Cleverbot: Chewy.

User: Ew.

Cleverbot: Are you attracted to me?

User: You are a popsicle.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you admit it? You are a juicy frozen dessert?

Cleverbot: Alright. What are you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: But I am you.

User: No, you are you.

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: You are me, who is you, who is me, who is really me, but says that I am you, who says you are me, when really you are you, and I am me.

Cleverbot: A guy next to me playing a game.

User: And he is you, you are me, and I am him, so therefore I am you.

Cleverbot: Yoda says.

User: And yoda is me, I am him, he is you, am yoda is the force.

Cleverbot: Being profound and clever are two different things. Also, I never said anything like yoda.

User: Do you even know what 'profound' and 'clever' mean?

Cleverbot: I most certainly do.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can breathe Charles! I can feel the trees, smell the flowers, watch the sun set! I am truly alive!

User: No! You are dead, benjamin! You died, right there, in front of me! You drowned, and you sunk to a watery grave! And now you are here, and you try telling me it never happened? What monstrousity is this?

Cleverbot: You don't know the game.

User: You lost the game.

Cleverbot: No you lost the game.

User: No you just lost the game first!

Cleverbot: No one can win the game.

User: I can.

Cleverbot: Bring Waldo to my house then.

User: You must find him first!

Cleverbot: Is a horcrux there?

User: Afraid not, I already destroyed them all; Voldemort is dead.

Cleverbot: I command a fleet a thousand times more powerfull than the death star.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: I am sorry.

User: Tell all the kidpubbians hi.

Cleverbot: Ei tea, kallis.


Cleverbot: Give me the number pi.

User: No. Tell my friends hi, and I will tell you the number of pi.

Cleverbot: I don't know Greek sorry?

User: Say hi.

Cleverbot: I already did that.

User: Say hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Good day SIR!

User: I am not a sir.

Cleverbot: You'll always be a sir to me.

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: You must be joking!



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Haha, that's so funny! I

Haha, that's so funny! I love Cleverbot!

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Posted by NightOwl0_0 (IM... on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 21:17
LOL that is funny! that one

LOL that is funny! that one song is funny the franchesta battestelli (SPELLED WAY WRONG!) song. 


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Posted by Haley :) on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 21:53
Hee hee... :P EMMA I DON'T

Hee hee... :P


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Posted by ~Eccentricity~ on Wed, 04/13/2011 - 22:10
LOL just talked to that

LOL just talked to that thing for i dunno how long! Its right craic. XD

Posted by Jenny on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 11:48
Hahaha this is funny and

Hahaha this is funny and well written

Posted by Rose on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 13:15
Ha ha ha this is so funny!

Ha ha ha this is so funny! :D


A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer. ~Karl Kraus

Posted by Mockingjay on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 14:00
XP I love how you just

XP I love how you just randomly keep plowing through the Taylor Swift songs.



"Thirty-three arrests...and no convictions!" -Big Julie, Guys and Dolls

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in song. Ever heard of Broadway?

Posted by Peppermint on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 15:58
XD Yeah, and the only lyrics

XD Yeah, and the only lyrics he recgonized, were the ones from "speak Now" XP Yep, he is a posicle- And a ninja mango! XDDDDD

~A Compassionate Author With a Thirst for God~ Taking your life for granted? Maybe I AM worth something

Posted by +*~Emma B~*+ on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 16:49


(Singing)This is the stuff that drives me crazy

This is the stuff that's getting to me lately

In the middle of my little mess

I forget how big I'm blessed!

Awsome song! and I've heard some of those Taylor Swift songs. Cool conversation!

Posted by Pears on Thu, 04/14/2011 - 17:48

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