A Creepy, Creepy Christmas - Part One-ish ~ PLEASE READ AND COMMENT~

by Lucky in the bathroom. You gotta go when you gotta go! :P

A/N: This is sort of a short-story-poem kind of thing. I haven't posted in a long time, so hope you like it!! It's not ready, sort of, I still have to work out the bugs and rhymes and tweak it a little...if you have an Idea, please come tell me!

1. There was a time of joy at night

Where everyone’s seen sight to sight.

When everyone hangs up decorations,

And gathers ‘round for celebration.

In which kids be good with all their might

To get their toys, a train, a book or kites;

This is the holiday that brings everyone delights.

2. Never before that have we seen

That lies upon us, throughout our dreams

A place where creatures are only mean.

And in this world, which you haven’t gazed

Where creatures are only weird and crazed.

In which snowmen come alive and build an army

To fight between us and break our harmony.

Where Santa isn’t nice at all,

He pushes his elves and makes them fall.

Santa forces them to work, both day and night

To make evil toys so that the kids have a fright.

3. Where the reindeers fight against one another

Is mean to everyone, even to a brother.

Reindeers are no living kindness

They knock over the people with blindness.

Oh, it’s no joke

To depart from your folk

‘Cause it’s as risky as trying to smoke.

4. Then there are zombies

Who rise from the graves

They just smile pleasantly

So they can behave

These are no ordinary zombies

They act like little kids

They scream and laugh and eat and cry

And they also do what their parents forbid.

These zombies believe in Santa

So don’t you better give a doubt

Don’t say “I don’t believe in him”

Or else they’ll scream and pout.

5. Oh, what else, I guess I forgot

About the living trees that don’t rot

These trees that you don’t want to be near

Are scary and are living fears

The trees grab you when you aren’t looking

So watch out for your decorated fir

Because if you get snatched, everything will become a blur

6. This is the army

To break our harmony…

The army of snowmen, bats,

Skunks and rats,

Reindeer and more,

Zombies of four,

Trees of terror;

They never make an error.

So, be ready to verse

This monstrous, disastrous curse.

7. This dinosaur of a nightmare,

Monster of a dream,

There’s no time for any fooling around,

No time at all to scream.

8. Get ready, you all

No time for games

This is no joke

For it is a shame.

Let’s battle the monsters

And slay them as well,

Pick up your dart guns

This’ll go as smooth as a shell.