A Day on Dana Drive...

by Gingy in vincible.

Okay....so I just felt completely and totally random today. Hyper too. Cos I'm happy. haha.

Uh-huh, so, this is the first time I'm actually typing this directly into the Submit Story page...I never do that. Ever. haha. Today was mad.

There was Ancient Egypt today, wherein we do...um...Ancient Egypt stuff. haha. Here was an odd convo between my groupmate and my teacher:

Sam: Um, Mr. Burnham, please tell me that the Sixth Cataract is on the map.

Mr. Burnham: Um....no. Sorry, Samantha, but the Sixth Cataract is not shown on the map, it's only goes up to the second. (walks away)

Sam: Damnit. I expected him to say something like, (impersonating Mr. Burnham) "Oh, that's completely right, Samantha! It is on the map."

haha. I sit with the weirdest group of girls...like a week ago we were supposed to make a 3D replica of a nome God, and we chose Sekhmet, who's this lioness goddess. It ended up looking like Winnie the Pooh with whiskers and black hair with bangs. haha. I'd show you a picture but I SMARTLY forgot the camera that day. >.<

And then we had break, which I seriously can't remember (woooow.) and then we had art class, where I sit with a buncha girls, including one of my besties, Jennifer. And we have the most stupidest convos, like this one:

Me: Oh! Jennifer has left the table.

Jessica: (laughs) That was funny.

Me: Thank you, thank you very much.

and another one, yesterday:

Jennifer: Hey! That guy, that guy over there! (points at this guy) He has my sunset rocks, the ones I'm supposed to draw!

Me: Then go ask for them.

Jennifer: I can't, I don't know his name! (thinks) Well, he looks like a Christopher. I'm gonna call him Christopher. Hey, hey Christopher!

haha. We're really stupid, me and Jenn and stuff. After art was business class, which just happened to be the day of our sale, for friendship bracelets. haha. We're all friends at our business, so our sales went something like this:

Rachel: Okay, so do you want me to yell?

Me: Yeah, sure, go ahead.

Rachel: (yells) Sam Co! Sam Co! Painting rainbows with thread! Buy four, get one more! Sam Co!

Me: It's not working. YELL LOUDER!

Rachel: (even louder) SAM CO! SAM CO! BUY FOUR, GET ONE MORE!

Random teacher: Hey, hey, you know what?

Me: (thinking) Well, I don't know what.

haha. We sold out and made eighty three Biz Bucks, which is the circulation for our class. For the second sale, though, we use real cash. And for the first sale (this one), whoever gets the most Biz Bucks gets a PRIZE! I hope we won. We were also making bracelets while Rachel and Liz were selling.

Me: WHERE ARE THE FREAKING SCISSAS!??!

Marianna: They're right there.

Me: OH! THANKS!

And I only managed to make one bracelet. And they were my favorite colors, red and black, plus my favorite design, the Twist N Swirl. Look it up on YouTube. I went inside to find the scissors and when I went back out, the bracelet was gone.

Me: Noooooooooooooooooo.......that was my favorite braaaaaaacelet.....(straightening up) Anyways....

Rachel: SAM CO! SAM CO! BUY FOUR GET ONE MORE!

Me: Rachel, that's not working. Here: BUY SOME COS WE'RE AWESOME!

Yeah. As you can see, we're really stupid. And when I got home, I started making a wallet out of duct tape--you could imagine how much I got all over myself. I was almost like a mummy...I could have waddled to Ancient Egypt Class and get an A. haha.

My bro: Hey Dana....could you get me some popcorn?

Me: Wait...after I make this wallet...

(thirty minutes later)

My bro: Dana! Popcorn?

Me: Wait, when I finish this wallet.

My bro: You said that an hour ago!

Me: Well, time flies when you're making duct tape wallets.

Well, my wallet turned out awesome. I shall post it...somewhere...prolly on my tumblr, which I never go on btw. haha. Right now I'm watching my other bro, Miguel, play Fallout 3. It's hilarious. So Fallout 3 is this action role-playing game, where they have the actions and the replies set up for you. There was this nice guy on the game who had one of those hats like Indiana Jones. It was like:

Nice bloke: (something, I forget, haha)

One of the reply choices: Yeah, yeah. Screw you, Calamity Jane.

Just a minute ago, my brotehr started yelling again. haha.

Miguel: I've gotta pee! Dana, get me a toilet and some tiolet paper.

Me: Um, no.

Miguel: Fine then, screw you.

haha. Well, that's basically it, this was useless and I just wasted you time. haha.

Peace, love and rubber ducks,

Gingy.