A DUMB person's guide to fame- the stupid person edition.

Greetings. I'm Gretchen :) your DUMB personal trainor to help you become famous. Do not read if smart please, we don't want to spoile your brain. Well actually we do, but if you like your brain smart please don't read. First you must learn how to be DUMB. So if I say, what's 2+2=, you say 1 because you're DUMB. Second you must do something stupid, like jump off the empire state building or push one off the empire state building. Also you could just punch somebody in the face for no reason, but wait alot of NORMAL people do that so that won't work. You can shave your whole head put some jelly on it and walk out your front door- you get my point don't you? Good :) ! Now if you want to go extreme then do something so radical like eat 30 coachroaches in 1 min. with your toes in a race. That stuff is so radical that people have to know how you did it. That's our lesson today. Thank you! (people who read this and thought it was dumb or stupid i don't care because it was supposed to be and plus i was bored so get over it!)