Funny, good, and classic Quotes from the HIT SHOW Phineas and Ferb!!!
Posted July 13th, 2010 by writer97
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July 13th, 2010
I TAKE NO CREDIT!!
Phineas and Ferb
1. (This is from the Rollercoaster EPisode) Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [just noticing Perry] Ah, Perry the Platypus! What an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I mean completely expected!
2. (rollercoaster EPISODE) Phineas: [right before the first drop of the rollercoaster] You all signed the waivers, right?
3. (Rollercoaster episode) Candace: [upon seeing the rollercoaster out the supermarket] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Mom!
4. (rollercoaster episode) Candace: [while Phineas and Ferb are buidling the rollercoaster] Will you hold it down! I am trying to use the phone!
5. (rollercoaster episode) Phineas: [to Ferb] We're going to need a blow-torch and some more peanut butter.
6. (rollercoaster) Phineas: [in space seeing a satellite] You know, if that thing crashes to Earth, Candace is in charge.
8. (Episode rollercoaster) Candace: You got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!
Mom: Seems like we've had this conversation before.
Candace: What do you mean?
Mom: I seem to recall you telling me that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles, and when I got home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys.
Candace: I don't know how they cleaned that up so fast.
9. (Roller coaster episode)
Phineas: Don't know yet.
Isabella: Maybe you can teach Perry some tricks.
Phineas: Well, he is a platypus; they don't do much.
Ferb: They're the only mammals to lay eggs.
Phineas: Maybe he'll lay an egg.
Candace: [unbelieving] Yes! No! What?
[cuts to gorilla jumping out of the cake as Candace runs away screaming]
Candace: [growling as the mummy] Phineas!
Phineas: [unbothered] Makes me shutter. But you know what? We came down here looking for a mummy and I'm not leaving with one. Let's get him!
Phineas: [after escaping booby-traps and capturing the mummy] Hey Ferb! We got our mummy! Now how are we gonna get it home?
Vanessa: Doctor? Since when are you a doctor?
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [Shows her his certificate] They don't just give these to anybody, you know.
Vanessa: [Looks at certificate's price tag] Anybody with $15, they do...
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [Snatches certificate from her] OK, that's enough looking.
Candace: [in a bulky, ridiculous promotional costume] You're kidding, right?
Toy Store Owner: Fantastic. You look like number one.
Candace: I feel like number two.
Badinka-Dinks: We are the Ba-dink-a-dinks!
Badinka-Dink #1: You set us free when you remodeled the factory. We'd been trapped in there for years, making foam peanuts and snipping the tabs off of plastic.
Badinka-Dinks: WE WILL NOW LAY WASTE TO THE SURFACE DWELLERS!
Phineas: Okay then. Carry on.
Phineas: Come to think of it, I may have misspelt "time machine" in the plans.
Ferb: Well, I hope that's not going to be an issue.
Candace: Yeah, for yelling.
Django: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore.
Candace: Why'd you get tossed out?
Django: Stole a pterodactyl. It's not like I yelled.
Candace: What? What's working?
[walks up to a T-Rex and runs back]
Candace: Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. Take me home. TAKE ME HOME!
Phineas: Sure Candace. No problem.
Ferb: [after the T-Rex stomps on the time machine] This could be a problem.
Candace: And how is THIS better?
Phineas: This one is a vegetarian.
Candace: So, it's not going to eat us?
Phineas: [happy] Nope.
Ferb: Again, creepy on so many levels.
[Candace has a fantasy about her certain victory]
Mom: Oh, Candace, you were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time. We should've believed you.
Dad: And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card. You have my permission to ruin us financially.
Jeremy: Candace, that is so cool how you busted your brothers like that! Will you marry me?
[back to reality]
Phineas: So you wanna give it a try?
Candace: I do, Jeremy... I mean, uh... I'd love to give it a try.
Isabella: You had me at "our grandchildren".
Isabella: Steaks! You had me at "steaks".
Candace: [frantic] I can't hear you! I'm too busy hitting buttons randomly!
Phineas: Thanks. You weren't too bad yourselves.
Isabella: [giggling a bit] Oh thanks. So, would you like to go to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls' Choice dance tonight?
Phineas: Sounds like fun.
Phineas: Ferb, what's our schedule like?
[Ferb ok's it]
Phineas: Okay, we'll be there.
Isabella: Both of you?
Phineas: Yeah. Why don't you come by and we'll all walk over together?
Isabella: [trying not to crumble] Sure, no problem.
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