I'm Offended

by Samantha
in Pennsylvania

February 27th, 2002

Your hair with it's split ends,

Well, I''m offended.

Your favorite dress is orange?

Well, I'm offended.

Your perfume is five years old?

Well, I'm offended,

You got flowers in your hair?

Well. I'm offended.

You just got highlights?

Well, I'm offended.

You like to curl your hair?

Well, I'm offended.

You like to skateboard?

Well,I'm offended.

You take a shower once every week?

Well, I'm offended.

You got a new sweetheart?

Well, I'm offended.

GIRL, IM JUST OFFENDED.


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Uh... I guess the rhythym

Uh... I guess the rhythym was nice overall, but really, to be offended by these harmless things? If you just wrote it to write something, ok. But if you really mean this poem, I suggest that you don't be so silly.

~*kati


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