Jock and Jo

Jock and Jo were wealthy and happy children. They were also Heroic. They have a tubby father named Vincent. He was a very rich man. He worked with a gang that stopped the evil Mister Mastermind and his butler, Butter. Jock and Jo had lots of pets. They had 15 Hamsters and 2 chickens. Not to mention a Hippo and a Pig. The Hippo who’s name was Sandy was the Pigs (who’s name was Mandy) best friend. They lined the animals up in a line and said ‘attention! Sandy, up front! Mandy, Next to sandy! 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...... Charge!!!!!!’ the animals would stampede over anything that was in there way. They kept the animals in a cage. Meanwhile in Mister Masterminds cave..... ‘Butter! Pass over the plan to lead Vincent and his silly children to DOOM!’ ‘say please!’ said Butter. ‘Please!’ snapped Mr Mastermind. ‘But make it snappy!’ ‘Here you go oh master.’ mumbled Butter. ‘No no no! You are such a fool! I really know your brain is made of butter! This is plan no.60586! Can’t you read? It says so here!’ He pointed to a squiggle of unreadable writing. ‘We need plan no.60587!’ ‘Really, why do I bother?’ mumbled Butter, slowly shuffling away. Meanwhile Mr Mastermind patted his humming microbiotic robot. It was made out of substances that if broken cause a big explosion. He to, kept it in a cage that needed a special card to open it.
Meanwhile, at Vincent’s work he announced his special announcement.
‘People! Listen! I have a very important announcement to make. I, myself have managed to hack into Mr Masterminds house and see all his nasty little plans to lead us to doom. I have found out myself that he has created a humming microbiotic robot that will cause spectacular explosions!’ ‘Hee Hee!’ said the silliest worker. ‘I’ve had enough of you.’ Growled Vincent. ‘you are declared fired if I have to talk to you one more time. Anyway, I have managed to steal the key, for the cage of the microbiotic beast. But, I am sure they will find out it was me, SO, we need to make a plan to jail those horrid baddies once for all!!!!’ ‘YEAH!!!!’ everyone shouted. In the cage at home, Jock and Jo were at home with their mum. ‘Tea time!’ said their mum. ‘Finally!’ said Sandy with a wave of relief. ‘finally its sleepy time.’ ‘Aw, come on Sands! Don’t you wanna play?’ Said Mandy hopefully. ‘I am a big Hippo now, and I don’t play with teeny weeny Piggies any more!’ said Sandy. ‘I’m twelve.’ protested Mandy. ‘I’m twenty one.’ said Sandy firmly. ‘EMENEM!’ yelled Mandy angrily. Sandy turned into a frog, then a lizard, then a chicken and stopped as a scuttling cockroach. ‘Oops! did I do that?’ said Mandy. ‘You well did!’ squeaked a angry voice from behind her. She looked back and saw the Hamster gang creeping towards her. ‘What did we tell you about using your magical powers?’ sighed a elderly chicken. ‘Sorry.’ said Mandy. ‘Now your going to have to find him.’ said a Hamster. ‘But he went down the drain!’ said Mandy. ‘You’ll have to go down the drain then!’ She had to and she did.
How’s Mr Mastermind doing then? Lets check out...............
‘Butter?’ called Mr Mastermind. ‘Yeah?’ said Butter grumpily. ‘Tell me, which date is it that they are doomed?’ ‘October the 31st! Don’t you remember?’ ‘Don’t be rude!’ Snapped mr mastermind. ‘Have you got the key for the microbiotic robot’s cage?’ ‘Hmmmmm... Let me see.... No. I can’t find it. ‘WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE IT? HUH? WHY?’ yelled mr Mastermind with his shrillest voice. ‘I dunno master! Its not here! And stop yelling to. Oh, here there are some traces as if somebody has been looking for something very quickly!’ said Butter. ‘Vincent. I know its him. He’s stolen the card for our microbiotic robot’s cage! Oh no. Butter! We’ll have to work quickly! Vincent’s team know we are planning to lead them to doom! They’re making plans as we speak! To work!’

‘Vincent, I take it we have finished the defence bloating ball?’ asked a worker. ‘Nearly. We just need to add a touch of gunpowder proof. We also need to make halloween bats and witches and scary stuff like that. Go help them and buy me a hot dog. Its your job to make the Halloween things. I’m ravenous.’ ‘Yes sir!’ said the worker and he ran off. ‘Phew! This is hard!’ Said vincent, puffing a little.

Mandy had turned herself into a Rat. She slithered down the sewer in search of Sandy. Then she saw a pack of Rats huddled around a cockroach. Then, a nasty thought entered her head. The rats were gong to eat Sandy! Oh no! I’ll have to work quickly. ‘Ho ho!’ she said in Rat language. ‘You call that a cockroach? I just passed one that is twice the size of ME!’ ‘Where is it? asked a Rat suspiciously. ‘Up top!’ she replied. ‘Thanks he said. The pack went up top. She heard a ‘Eek!’ and a ‘broom broom! Beep!’ and a ‘squish!’ ‘Brilliant.’ Said Mandy. She picked up the cockroach in her mouth and went home.

It was october 31st. Halloween. The night Mr Mastermind and Butter were to attack. The team were at Vincent’s House waiting, excitedly to strike. They were armed with defensive bloat balls, bats and spooky halloween stuff. But most importantly, the card for the microbiotic robot’s cage. ‘Oops.’ said Jo. ‘Yeah, Oops. we’ve forgotten the animals for a stampede.’ said Jock. ‘Hurry and go get them! They’ll be here any minute now!’ Said Vincent, slightly panicking. ‘OK!’
They went inside the house, to the cage, Mandy and Sandy were missing!!! ‘Just the Hamsters and the chickens then.’ said Jock. They took the cage outside. They heard some running. ‘They’re here.’ breathed Vincent. ‘1-2-3.... CHARGE!!!!!’ They ran towards Mr Mastermind. Mr Mastermind threw explosives at them. ‘Arm Bloat ball!’ called Vincent they did as they were told. There was a thunderous ‘BANG!’ and a crater formed in the ground. ‘Hurl the spooks!’ Called Vincent. Again, they did as they were told. ‘OOOHHHH! I’m so scared!’ teased Mr Mastermind sarcastically. Jock saw a Hippo and a Pig come next to him. ‘STAMPEDE!!!!’ he shouted. All the animals came and trampled over Mr Mastermind. They called the police and Mr Mastermind and Butter were jailed for 20 years.

the end.