Last Names

by Caline
in the land of taiyaki, contrariness, and Meroko

April 30th, 2008

Omfg! At school some guy who I know is being a jerk and teasing me for my last name again! AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! When I get older I’m gonna marry a guy with a nice, normal last name! My last name isn’t Kusakabe, btw, for those who e-mail me. Anyone else get annoyed with their last name?


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i used too survival tip

i used too

survival tip number 55:not everything in the dark will hurt u. some wait till u turn on the light.

Well, I dunno. it's not like

Well, I dunno. it's not like I have a lot of choices, because if I decided to use my mom';s maiden name it'd be
Amerkhanian.
Yep, one of those long Armenian ones.
So, do you guys like that or Al-Dabbagh?

actually, i like my last

actually, i like my last name. it's different, but i like different last names. i don't really like the common last names that much. i do get annoyed though when people who know me and know how to pronounce my last name mispronounce it on purpose.

I like my last name, however

I like my last name, however I'm not crazy 'bout my first name. I'm tired of people coming up to me and going 'Obi Wan Kenobi the force is with you' and crap like that! I wish my name was Godwit Obi Stephan Elliott. Anyway, I taught the jerks a lesson by finding faults in their names, like a guy named Liam Cox I called him 'Liam sucks cocks' and that shut him up. Maybe this'll solve your problemo?...............

Ordinary? Get away from me before I catch it, ugh!

mines different too. no one

mines different too. no one can pernounce it. pa...pa..lo
of course thats not my last name but still its funny when no one can pronounce it.

yeah, I feel everyone's

yeah, I feel everyone's pain! yeah, Obi, I usually just do that or ignore them. But to be honest, I get more crap over the name "Maron'. I don't always use it but when I do I get alot of "moron'. Usually I just tell them to shut up, and if they don't, I glare and say, "Shut-the-f***-up... NOW." lol it always works. I can scare most kids at my school.

~Tell me – Really tell me – Without using cheap words like ‘love’.~ - Full Moon 'O Sagashite, Volume 5

~ Come on God, do I seem bullet proof? ~ - The song Fortune Faded by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

haha yeah. it sounds like

haha yeah. it sounds like ravioli.
"I never though I could fall in love with someone who wore a green argyle sweater-or anything argyle for that matter. Jared was that exception."-Morey Smith, Defining Morey

Yeah I like my last name

Yeah I like my last name Simmons. But some wiseguy in my class started to call me Simpson. Ugh I HATE that show. So now, Zaid (the guy), his cronies, and other people who I don't feel like naming, call me CJ Simpson. Not fun.

If you don't like it, suck it up.

"Saving you ...did I save

"Saving you ...did I save the world?"

"I don't know, I'm just a cheerleader."

- Peter and Claire: Episode 'Homecoming' in Heroes
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There was a guy being a jerk and teasing my last name in my old school, too!
Ugh- I hated him SO much.
It's really annoying.
My last name is really short, it's only three words long.
:) So, when I write my name for tests, people are like, "THAT'S IT?!".
Ha, ha, anyways-
that was random.
Hmpff.

I think I'm going wacko like Lezak... (LOL- JK, K.!)

I LUV my last name! Very

I LUV my last name! Very proud to have it too.

I think your real name is Monkey Dumb. So like one day, I'll come to Cali and say, "Yo, does Miss Dumb live here?" They'll point to you!


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