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Paige in my world of make-believe |
February 21st, 2006
Now, be amazed by MY theory for why Perry can't come to the site!!
"WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" *snickers* "Gentlemen, heh, I crack myself up." -crowd stares silently- "*AHEM!* Like I was saying, Ladies and Gentlemen! Now is the time for PERRY THE ANIMAL CRACKER EATING LION!! -Loud cheers from the crowd- A huge lion, precisely 5 and ½ off the ground with bright gold eyes and huge gold teeth.
A man sitting next to a women in blond hair leans forward. He seems nervous, but why? It’s only a circus performance? This man, had brown hair, light brown eyes, a small mustache and go-tee. He was a middle aged man, maybe even in the younger stages of life. His face resembled the famous administrator of a children’s site on the Internet. His hands were twitching nervously and he surveyed the area around him closely.
“Please, Hunny. Sit back, enjoy this.” The woman with blond hair had rested her hand on the back of the man’s shoulder-blade.
The man sat back as he was told and watched as the announcer cracked a whip high into the air. The man’s muscles tensed as he watched the lion delicately pick up an animal cracker (in the shape of a seal) in his teeth and eat it. The crowd bursts out in loud cheers.
But the lion gets scared and roars. The crowd is silenced and the man’s eyes grow wide. He feels the fright within the lion. You see, this man and the lion have more in common then besides the fact that they have the same name, Perry, the same eye color, goldish brown, and the same taste in food, animal crackers and meat. They can understand each other.
The announcer cracks the whip up in the air for the second time and the it hits the lion on the back. “Stupid animal! Do as you’re told! They’re only cheering for you!” hissed the announcer. Perry, the man, couldn’t stand it any longer. He jumped down from where he was sitting and ran out to strangle the announcer.
But at that same exact moment someone dropped their banana peal. Perry, the man, stepped on it and went hurtling into Perry, the lion. Perry, the lion, thought that Perry, the man, was trying to attack him (also the announcer was screaming his head off along with the lady with blond hair and the audience). So, doing what most likely any lion would do if he (or she) were put into that same situation, attack back.
Unfortunately, for Perry, the man, he had to be put in a body cast for the remaining four weeks. Fortunately, for Perry, the lion, he got to escape from the circus and eat all the animal crackers he wanted to. Now, I have found him and he is in my care.
Meanwhile, at the hospital, Perry knows that his fans at KidPub are waiting for him to respond and explain what is happening. When he finally can see, hear, speak, and let alone touch the mouse, he is able to open up KidPub and read what some of his admirers have to say about how he was gone. They were worried alright. Perry lifted up his hand and was about to type an explanation when all of the sudden the arm restraint that was hooked up to his right arm stopped short. It was caught. Perry tried with his other arm. Just barely he managed to type the word. . .
L I O N
If you would like to adopt the lion or enter him in your circus please contact me, Kiowa F. J. at wolfy615@cox.net .
If you would like to e-mail Perry, knowing that he may, possibly, respond back, contact him at pd@kidpub.com .
(Lanael: I know this is over 300 words, but I couldn’t contain myself, I had this brilliant idea and I couldn’t shorten it. . . SRY!)
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