Oxymoron Poems
Posted February 28th, 2002 by charper
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February 28th, 2002
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February 28th, 2002
A blind man looks back
Into the future with the
Ear-splitting whispers of
Unconcealed ghosts
Thundering silently.
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A wealthy peasant marches
Weakly across a blazing glacier
As the stars in the cloudy sky
Glisten grimly.
~~~~ A hateful saint drowns afloat
Into the dismal heaven of peaceful war.
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Solid water surges down a
Minuscule mountain into
A celestial hell.
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A colossal dinghy raises
Its feather-light anchor
With vicious doves circling
In the bright winter sky.
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Did you make these up yourself.
33,492 one reads! And this was posted in Febuary! Wow, awesome. But whoa, I mean...is Chris even on anymore?
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they r fantastic. i love oxymorons. these are great.
Yahoo! Rock the oxymorons!
Insanity is my magic...
theses are really good can you give me some tips on writing if you made these up yourself
These are pretty good, but remember- oxymorons should always have an underlying meaning. They are not just conflicting phrases
-Emma W., The Epic Face
You reminded me that everything is possible.
Good work!
-Emma
AWSOME!!
haha... for everyone wondering, it would be slightly creepy if he made these up because I've seen them all about a million times... but thanks for the laugh!
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally someone other than freaky genius girl, my mother is a physcatrist knows the word oxymoron!!!! I got stared at for a WEEK in school beacuse I said that word. UGH! you'd think people would think up something other than teacher's pet after a while!
I love oxymorons!
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London Ladies, Dames of New York, Princess of Maine, Queens of New England, Lords of Oxford, Dukes of York...
whoa! i loved the saint one.
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If you believe in fairies, clap your hands!
-Peter Pan
this is really cool stuff.
Thank you for posting...It was a beautiful read! : )
Interesting..........
As Anna said Oxymorons aren't just conflicting phrases, but still this is great.
And have you seen how many people read this?
Hmm. This is unusual, I guess...
Random moment: *screaming* DUMBLEDORE!
I love oxymoron poems! One of my all time favourites:
One fine day,
In the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back,
They faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Paralised donkey walking pass,
Kicked a policeman on the....
I would say something witty and random here, but I just can't be bothered.
COOL!! lol (but slightly awkward)
I have Bieber Fever! DEAL WITH IT!!!
These are really cool. Most of them I had to think about because...well, I'm blonde :) But when I looked hard at them I realized the opposites. Good job, man, that was cool.
"Well, what did you expect? Pumpkin Juice?" Madame Pompfrey, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (the movie) "No capes!" Edna Mode, The Incredibles "Goodnight Westly, sleep well, I'll most-likely kill you in the morning." Dread Pirate Roberts, The Princess Bride
Every single time I go to most popular, this is ALWAYS here. over 22,000 People have read this. Amazing!
23767 reads and still the top of the list... *thumbs up* xD
`Be wary, young one, beyond this page lives a dangerous sort of magic...`
If only this author was still on KidPub, they would probably have the most reads ever in KP's history.
The magic exists...
TERRIBLE
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'By carrying a cat by its tail the man learns something he can't any other way.' - Mark Twain
Thoma's account was deleted: another Joshua, eh?
"Are you sure marshmellows are in season?"--me; don't ask.
"Do you hear the voices?" Samantha, Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie Mode Moon: "Samantha's Lulliby" by Kevin Sherwood.
vicious doves.... muahahaha
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COOKIE!!!!
95% would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON (Edward Cullen - Twilight, New Moon) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn sayin "Do a front flip" copy and paste this into your sig.
Cool poems!
Did you know a buffalo can row a boat to Mexico and hoe and grow and play a game of Bingo with an indigo flamingo and play a cello for a jello-loving hobo? Yeah, me neither.
XD This is something like "The Scary Clown Story". It was posted at least earlier than 2007, and it continues to top the popular list. Why is that? So weird... Oh, yeah, it's because SOMEBODY keeps commenting on it, wondering how it keeps topping the popular list, and reminding herself, "Oh, yeah, it's because SOMEBODY keeps commenting on it, wondering how it keeps topping the popular list..."
If you have a deep, secret fear of the world ending while you're in the middle of taking a shower, copy and paste this into your sig.
All I can say is...favorited and sent to my classmates.
"Christine, I love you." ~The Phantom of the Opera
Two Words...is all it takes
WOW!! That's cool! I wish someone would read that over and over again!!! Hahaa!
I'm faving!
Glinda: You're still riding that old thing? Elphaba: Well, we can't all come and go by bubble! ~Wicked (The absolute BEST musical ever!)
o_O 2002!?!?!?!?!?????? Wow.......
"Oh, you're not, are you? Tell me you're not archaeologists."
"Got a problem with archaeologists?"
"I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists."
HAAHAHAHAHHAH! This is funny, lol!
No wonder he quit: his first comment was posted in 2007 when he wrote this five years earlier. He only posted seven or so poems: but all of them are getting thousands of reads. THAT's a writer's dream.
"Are you sure marshmellows are in season?"--me; don't ask.
"Do you hear the voices?" Samantha, Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie Mode Moon: "Samantha's Lulliby" by Kevin Sherwood.