The Phantom of the Opera....... Harry Potter flavored with a Kazel Twist

by K@zel in the clouds... somewhere... (SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A MAP!)

Intro: I decided to write this after I saw 'Phantom' for the ten hundreth time.
Enjoy.
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(behind the Veil)
Sirius *to James*: I'm totally bored, this being dead stuff isn't the most exciting thing in the world.
James: Well what do you think it would be?
Sirius: What you got there, Remus?
Remus *reading a script*: 'Phantom of the Opera' it was written by someone and France, but this is the musical script, the music's pretty good. It's written by some Wizard.... what's his name..... Andrew Weber.
James: Sirius.... NO.
Sirius: James......YES.
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Behind the Veil productions brings you:
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, arr. Sirius Black.
Directed by Remus Lupin

Cast:
Phantom of the Opera- Serve-- SNIVELLUS
Christine Dyae-Lily
Roul-ME, Siri-- James, then. [grr]

Others-
Peter, Remus, Fred, Tonks and other people 1,2,3 and 100,009
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The Paris Oprea Populaire, 19273

Person 100,009: Here we go! A Monkey with two little cymbal things. Do I here 23 galleons? 40?
James: I give 45!
Person 1: 60!

(there are many other bets)

Person 100,009: ANNNNNNNNNNND, the monkey goes to the guy with the black hair.
James *reciving monkey*: Er very nice..... what am I to DO with it?
Person 100,009: It would look good on your wall.
James: Your RIGHT!
Remus *off-stage*: I think your suppose to sing.
James: Sing? Oh god, Remus you know I can't sing.
Remus: Try.
James: ALL right then. *clears throat*
OH!
Little monkey
Will you play?
Please?
Yeah....
Play for crying out loud!
Will you play?
When all the rest are dead?
Please..........
Remus: If that's the best you can do.
Person 100,009: Now, lot number 666. A pretty lamp--
Remus *hissing* It's suppose to be a CHANDILEIR!
Person 100,009: Well it's the best I could get.
Our good magical matinece man fixed it up, maybe if we can, it can scare away all those poor souls that were killed in the unfortuante opera accident.

To be continued....