A really random short story *I'm bored*
in the quest for the next great Prophicy (and back!)
March 3rd, 2010
It was just an ordinary day at school. Until I went to the libray. Charlie the Unicorn jumped off a shelf.
"Hey!" He said. "This isn't Candy Mountain!"
A cheeseburger appeared in the air and came to life. The pickle, ketchup, and mustard jumped out.
"I can't believe you betrayed me for... THIS!" shouted the ketchup, pulling the pickle out of the burger.
"Sup." said the pickle.
"NO FOOD IN THE LIBRARY!" shouted Mrs.Pool, and the burger vaporized.
Then Harry Potter and Edworm Cullen walked out of their books.
"EDWARD!" shouted all the girls in the library.
He did't notice them. "Where am I?"
"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW!" I shouted.
Then Harry and Edworm noticed each other.
"YOU!" shouted Harry.
He realized Magic didn't work here and slapped Edwart with an encyclopedia. Hannah Montana ran in with a bikini.
"THIS IS A LIBRARY! NO BIKINIS!" shouted Mrs Pool.
Then school exploded.
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RANDOM!!! that was actually kind of funny. GOOD JOB!
Somehow that made me laugh really hard
Maybe it's because somehow I get the feeling that this kind of thing is what goes though a lot of my friend's heads everyday, all day....
95% would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON (Edward Cullen - Twilight, New Moon) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn saying "DO A FRONTFLIP!!" copy this and paste it in your signature
WOW! SO RANDOM! I......LOVE IT! hee hee
oh, yeah. my friend says this story was hilarious and that this inspired her to write a story
Imagination is wealth that cannot be stolen.
Ingenious! Or however that's spelled ... Anyways, excellent job!
If most of your favorite charecters are villans, put this in your sig so you can creep people out.
I don't know what to say, so here's a picture of a pancake on a rabbit
LOLZ!!! Super funny!!!! Harry should've been all like: CEDRIC! YOU'RE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!! lolz. That would be funny... I think Nic did something like that in one of her stories... Or maybe it was Stardream... I dunno... But any ways: HILARIOUS!!!!! KEEP IT UP!!!!!
"My size and knowledge base actually make me older than you, due to your general paleness and lack of knowhow.""I convinced you to build two-wheeled death machines with me. Don't you think that makes you kinda young and naive?" ~ Jacob and Bella, New Moon
You weren't kidding about the random part. ;)
Insanity is my magic...