A Story To Maryam (2)

A/N: Hey- this is revenge for Maryam’s story about me. (Sorry, M, you’re gunna kill me once you read this story. It’s coming from a reporters view, by the way…)
If any of you haven’t heard of it- go check out ‘A Story To Susmi’ by Maryam and my story called ‘A Story To Maryam’.
Well, anyways, here goes nothing.
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TARUMPARAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!---
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Hello and good afternoon- today is the 28th of March, 2008, this is Adham Baghag and you’re watching E!
*grins at screen, showing sparkly teeth*
We’re now at the redcarpet of- hey- wait!
There’s Susmi!
Oh my God- there’s Susmi! *pointing and jumping up and down in eagerness – clicking to the camera men to point their cameras that way*

Susmi waves to the crowd as she walks down the redcarpet. Fans are screaming and bellowing in her ear, but hey – being a celebrity, she has to pay its prices, doesn’t she?

Milo walking beside her and being her escort, no one would ever imagine he looked happier on any other day. It was like he won the Nobel Prize or something- he was that happy to be escorting Susmi Razz, the most gorgeous and greatest celeb to be known. Plus, the hottest. *wink*

He most probably didn’t even notice the jealous glares he was receiving from fellow actors. Why, Daniel Radcliffe, walking behind the pair with a make-up clad Emma Watson by his side, seemed like he wanted to stab Milo with a pitchfork.

Though, of course, pitchforks don’t normally show up whenever you want them to. *smiles cheekily at screen*

Although, in fact, it wasn’t only Milo who was getting the glares.
Ms. Razz was too.

Maryam Al-Dabbagh, from behind Emma and Daniel, is shooting death glares at Susmi and at the same time, clutching Skander Keynes’s arm SO tightly, one felt sorry for poor Skander for having a band-aid grip-holder for his escort.

Maybe Skander didn’t even WANT silly Maryam for his escort. (*whispers* Sorry, any relatives, family, friends of Ms. Al-Dabbagh for calling her silly. But she deserves the title- and you know it *taps screen as if looking at guilty faces*)
Hey- he was good-looking; a thousand girls would want to be walking down the redcarpet with him, right?
In my opinion, Maryam might have threatened to murder him if Skandy wouldn’t bring her. No wonder Mr. Keynes is looking so wimpy today, shooting Ms. Al-Dabbagh nervous glances.

Oh! Oh!
You can now see Milo planting a kiss on Susmi’s cheek! The lucky b- *coughing quickly*
Ahem. Anyways- where was I?
Oh, yes.
Well.
*clicks to the camera man to turn the camera to face Maryam*

You can now see Ms. Al-Dabbagh walking away with Mr. Keynes to a secluded area – let’s go eavesdrop shall we? *walkes quietly but briskly to the couple followed by hordes of camera men*

*hides behind a projecting wall with camera men*
*voices of Skandy and Maryam trail to the cameras*

“Um- so- Mary, darling- um, can I go get a moca latte for you?” Skander speaks in slightly jumpy tones.

(*whispers to cameras* You can see how eager he is to get away from Ms. Al-Dabbagh, all E! watchers!)

“Uh, no” snorts Maryam (How grouchy!)

“I want you to kiss me too- just like Milo did to Susmi. Why can’t you do affectionate stuff for me like that in front of the cameras? Ugh- you are SUCH a pain.”

(My, my. Affectionate? How does she even KNOW that word?)

“Okay, o-okay, h-honey. Please, please don’t use your w-weapon on me!” Skander lies down at Maryam’s feet and whimpers.
(*at the word ‘weapon’, all camera men and Adham perk up, interested at this piece of news* Weapon? Weapon? My prediction was right! Ohmigosh- did you get that, camera people?? *camera people all nod silently* *Adham calms himself and leans closer to hear what Maryam was going to say*)

“I think I must now. It was a mistake to ask you to be my escort, Keynes. I shall now get rid of you once and for all. And nobody’s gonna know how it happened…” A sickening, mad-like look on Ms. Al-Dabbagh’s face passes.

Skander cries (it’s a surprise noone heard him), “No! Please! Have mercy!”

Maryam gleams sadistically, “NO. You’ll have to die the HARD way…”

(*camera men and Adham gasp silently* What could she have for a weapon? A gun? Ohmigosh- don’t stray from your seats E! watchers- you’ll find out- RIGHT AFTER THE BREAK!)

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INTERVENTION/BREAK starts
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ADVERTISMENT about a new type of cany called Sugus
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ADVERTISMENT about St. Ives orange-colored moisturizer
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ADVERTISMENT about baby diapers called Huggies
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INTERVENTION/BREAK ends
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(*Adham smirks eerily at screen* Okay, peoples, we’ve kept you waiting long enough- let’s see what happens now-)

(*points furtively at Skander Keynes kneeling at Ms. Al-Dabbagh’s feet* Lookee there? Skander weeps, tears rolling down his cheeks, looking like a pathetic buffoon. We don’t know what Maryam’s got in store for him-)

Maryam grins wickedly, “I’ll let you have it then”

(*camera men gasp, Adham Baghag gasps and Skandy gasps*)

Maryam whirls around, sticks her behind in the air ( – nearly an inch from Skander’s face, I might add - ) and then –

BOOM!

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29th of March, 2008
(HeadlinesToday News)

We interrupt this program to give you important news.
Yesterday, was the redcarpet of celebration for Ms. Razz’s -*anchor sighs dreamily and continues*- breakthrough in Hollywood.
However much the excitement for Ms. Razz- the cleaners found seven people dead there last night.

The whereabouts of where they were found dead is not disclosed, however- each person didn’t seem to be burned although there were scorch marks on their bodies and near the floor where they fell.

People who died were: Skandar Keynes, our wonderful actor of the Narnian movies (and we’re all going to miss him badly *anchor – still unnamed wipes a fake tear off his eye*); the famous E! News reporter, Adham Baghag and five other camera men: Jean Paulos, Mankar Suresh, Chandler Ferami, Micha Dunst and Livven Baker.

Anyone who knows anything about this should come up immediately- and if threatened; know that the police will protect you and you should still give them the information they need.

Currently, Livvie Burns, one of the greatest detectives of all time is working with assistant Obiara Elliot to solve one of the mosty puzzling mysteries of this world – how these seven people died with no trace of harm (except for a horrible smell reeking from their bodies- but maybe that’s because they haven’t taken showers in a while *shrugs impatiently*).
Thank you for listening, and we at HeadlinesToday wish you a good day ahead.

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A/N: Well? Whaddya think? Funny- or what? Hehe- did you guess what the ‘explosion’ was? The ‘BOOM’? Ha, ha…