Teh Cookie Girl Series

by Johanna/Cookie Girl in CANDY LAND!! Which is located somewhere over the rainbow...

Title: Cookie Girl's Plan For World Domination

Rated: E for everyone!!! ...well, kidpub ppl anyways...

Genre: Humor and Romance.

"MUAHAHAHA!!!MUAHAHAHA--ack!! coughcough!!" The supposedly 'evil' laughter, turned into a violent fit of coughing.

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-crickets chirping-

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"GODDAMIT!! SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME WATER!!!!"

Suddenly, a scared 5th grader shakily came over and handed her a water bottle.

"-gulp, gulp- Ahhh...that's much better, now get the hell out of my sight!!"

The kid did what he was told, and ran like a rat being chased by my grandma.

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anyways!!! Greetings! evil villains, terrorists, Nazi, aliens--oh, well you get my point.

I am Cookie Girl!! (A/N: her real name is actually Roxanne Storm) and--wait!!! don't listen to the parentheses that has an A and an N!!! SHE LIES, I TELL YOU!!! LIEEESSSS!!!! (A/N: Mmhm. Sure i do.)

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If you have entered this link, it means that you are an evil villain, or a geek with no life (not nerds. Nerds actually HAVE a life... they study..).

Please enjoy the following story because if you don't, i will get fired. And then i will have no money to buy cookies.... and THEN i will stalk you and torture you with Paris Hilton songs...

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Roxanne glared at everything and everyone in her sight.

"Stupid cookies. Stupid supermarket." grumbled Roxanne. Her mom had just declined to buy her cookies, and now, Roxanne found herself walking around Publix.

"Stupid mom. Stupid people." People started walking very quickly at the sight of the angered, brooding teenager.

"Stupid adults. YOU KNOW WHAT? EVERYTHING IS STUPID!! YOU'RE ALL STUPID!! YEAH YOU HEARD ME!!! STUPID! STUPID!! STUPID!! S-T-E-W-P-E-D! STUPID!!!" She shouted out loud.

Too bad everyone had run away so they couldn't know of her awesome spelling.

The angered teen stomped all the way to her mother, and stood in front of the shopping cart.

"i have an offer for you."

Her mom sighed before replying. "And what's this 'offer' you are talking about?"

"If you buy me the cookies, i'll--"

"No."

Roxanne fumed. "Now, you listen here woman. You WILL buy me the goddamn cookies, or else!!"

Roxanne's mom stood up straight and rivaled Roxanne's glare. "Or else what? you will 'spork' my eyes out? uh... i don't think so!! The only think you can do to make me buy you cookies, is take over the world."

Roxanne's eyes flew open. "THAT'S IT!! I'll take over the world and then i'll force everyone to make me cookies!!! MUAHAHAHA--cough!!cough!!"

"THANKS MOM!!! WHEN I RULE THE WORLD IN A FEW YEARS, I'LL PRAY FOR YOU IN HEAVEN!!" Roxanne gave her mom a kiss in the cheek, and ran out of the store.

Roxanne's mom eyes softened. "Well, she may be crazy and may have a big imagination but she can be so sweet.....wait--I won't be dead in a few years!! Did she just call me old?! ROXANNE TORI STORM!! COME BACK HERE, YOUNG LADY!!

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Roxanne paced back and forth.

"...Hmm... to gain world domination, what do you have to do..?" Roxanne muttered a few possibilities, but then shook her head.

"HI ROXANNE!!" Roxanne was interrupted by some fanboy of hers. Yep! she had fanboys. She may be crazy, naive, and completely out of her mind but she inherited her mother's beauty. Not to mention the fact that she was very, very rich.

So, in total, she was very popular.

"Er...hi... do you need something? I'm kind of busy planning to rule the world here." Roxanne said, like it it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Well, i was wondering if you would go out with--"

"Do you have any ideas on how to rule the world?" Roxanne interrupted.

"..umm.. no, but--"

"Well then, you can go now."

"B-but i want to ask you--" But it was too late. Roxanne had already left. So the poor fanboy who claimed that nobody loved him, died his hair pink and turned gay.

THE END

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Did you ppl like it? i certainly had fun writing this!! if fact, i had so much fun that i will continue writing this!!!...well, that depends if you guys want me to. If you want me to continue this, please say so. If you don't, please say the reason why. THANKYOU!!

7/16/08: ok,ichanged the title cause since a realized a loooong time that i am incapable of ACTUALLY finishing stories, i should do short stories instead, that are continued (if you wantme to) only to like 5 or 6 chapters or somethings... ANYWAYS!!! i am posting the next chappie soon... like, VERY soon... right now, actually. As soon as this stupid computer WORKS PROPERLY!!! GODDAMIT!!!! -bangs head on imaginary wall-