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April 5th, 2004
1. Pick one person who you always talk about no matter what the topic of the conversation is (Ex: Hallie Berry)
2. Sing in a strange voice the same one verse of an awful song one million times (Ex: Sing "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family." Repeat five thousand times without singing any other part of the song)
3. Stare at someone for a long time and if they look at you then slowly turn your head away with a look of disgust on your face
4. Whenever someone says something funny give an anoying laugh that you know will be in their nightmares for years
5. In school raise your hand and say something that has nothing to do with what you are learning
about (Ex: If you are learning about how to write an informative paragraph, raise your hand and start talking about the Rennessance Fair you were in and how you got beat up by Leonardo DaVinci. This will really confuse them!)
6. When having a conversation say something very strange and then pretend like the other person is the crazy one.
7. If someone says something that only slightly doesn't make sence pretend to be stupid and make it seem like what the person said was the most confusing, crazy thing that you have ever heard.
8.When talking to someone, mumble. When they ask you to repeat what you just said get mad at them, as if there was no possible way that they couldn't of heard you and they're just questioning what you said to be rude.
9. Purposely write awful stories on Kidpub (Ex: Anything by Julia Rivera :)
10. Be yourself!
(Just so you know, I based all of the examples off of annoying people I know and stupid things they've done. Ah, where would I be without them?)
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