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Biography

 

I'm not exactly sure how to write my biography. Shall I describe myself in a hyperactive manner and use twenty exclamation points? Should I get out my Spanish dictionary and say long strings of things that don't make sense? Okay. I'll start with...

Hi.

I'm not going to tell you my life story or anything. Mostly because I don't exactly have one. Yet. But someday...

I can't dance. Spiders make me nervous. My desk is frighteningly messy, with books and stacks of stories and notebooks piled precariously high. I think it would be fun to be a tomboy but I don't have the athletic skills or the coordination to be one. My favorite color is yellow (I must clarify -- sunshine yellow, not pee yellow.) I refused to read popular books for a few years because I thought the "newest thing" was overrated. But I finally caved in and read The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. My heroes are my daddy and Andrew W. Marlowe (he wrote Castle!!!) If my favorite shows were books, I'd be the happiest girl in the world but then the saddest because I'd read them all in one day.

 

Peace. Love. Hummingbirds <3

"It's not pasta. It's PAAA-STA!"