Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away...

Biography

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Okay.  Okay, time to rewrite my biography; once again. ~sighs~ So, as you can tell, my username is Calla but my real name is really Gretchen. I don't know what to write. I'm not hyper right now, which is very rare. More on the sad side. So I will say, I'm 14 years old and in 8th grade, and my passions are WRITING!!!, sports, drawing, archery, anything that has to do with writing, and quite a bit more. Since I love animals we have quite a few pets. 2 dogs, 1 hamster (one of them died today ='( , 1 guinea pig, 3 chickens, and fish. Yap.

Anyways, I'm currently writing a novel called Marked with Danger and it's seventy pages long and I'm planning to publish it soon. Before the end of this year.

My favorite books are definetly the HUNGER GAMES trilogy! =D So excited for the movie! Also, I love the series Maze Runner, Nightshade, the Inheritance series, and quite a few other books that have slipped my mind at the moment.

I'M A BELIEVER!!!!!! In God. He's my life! I WUV HIM <3 So yeah, I love God with all my heart and my life is rotating around Him and please don't make any bad comments about religion around me. :3

I don't currently have a favorite movie. And yeah, that's about all I have to say.

If you love dragons, dolphins, and everything shiny, put this in your bio.

 If someone told them it was uncool to breathe, 88% of girls would die. If you are in the 12% that would point and laugh, put this in your bio. 

The Dinosaur's extinction wasn't a meteor. Barney came and they all comitted suicide. 

If inanimate objects follow you with their eyes, put this in your bio. 

There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming train. 

Put this in your bio if you've ever duct taped your hand to the wall. 

When life gives you Skittles, chuck it at a random person's face and say FEEL THE POWER OF THE RAINBOW!!

If you've ever ran into a solid glass door, put this in your bio

If you believe that Justin Bieber is a girl in disguise and should go get married to Taylor Laughtner or whatever, copy and paste this on your bio.

If you can mulitask, just not all at the same time, post this in your bio.

 

If you ever tried to talk to fish at an aquarium, put this in your bio 

If Justin Beiber was about to jump off a cliff, 95% of people would cry. 4% of people would sit there, eat popcorn, and yell "Do a back-flip!". If you are in the 1% that would push him, put this in your bio.

If you think the word, "supercalifragalisticexpealadocious" should be in the dictionary put this in your bio 

If you've ever "pushed" a door that sais "pull" put this in your bio

If you've ever "pulled" a door that sais "push" post this in your bio.

If you've ever had a nightmare where you're running from something but you're too slow (Sokka: Ha, ha. Very funny.), copy and paste this into your bio.

If you HATE fights of KidPub, put this in your bio 

The girl you just called fate? She is overdosing on diet pills and starves herself.
The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make up and clothes she doesn't even like hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars on his face? He fought for our country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying of cancer.

Put this on your signature if you are against bullies we can make a difference. One kid at a time. 

If someone called them a freak 96% would have an emotional breakdown. If you are in the 4% that would ask "what was your first hint?" put this in your bio. 

If you've ever woken up laughing, paste this on your bio .

If you're mad that astronomers haven't discovered Tatoonie, Naboo, Coroscant, Kashyyyk, and every other star system out there, put his in your bio .

If you think automatic doors are The Force, put this in your bio .

If you're a serial killer, GET AWAY FROM ME! If you're a cereal killer, GET AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS! \

If you LOVE KidPub, put this on your bio.

If you LOVE God, put this on your bio.

If you've ever written a story but never finished it put this on your bio.

If you love tacos, put this on your bio.

If you are totally random, put this on your bio. MAGIC BANANAS!!! XD

If you love animals, put this on your bio. 

If you threw stuff at the screen while watching Lightning Thief and screamed, "THAT WASN'T IN THE BOOK!" and "WHERE"S CLARISSE?" put this in your page.

Put this on your page or signature if you have ever looked for your breakfast cereal in the fridge.

Put this on your page or signature if you have ever opened the wrong end of your cereal box.

Put this on your page or signature if you have ever looked for something, couldn't find it, and then discovered it was actually where you had looked.

Put this on your page or signature if you have ever asked a question and then suddenly realized the answer.

Copy and paste this into your bio if someone would have to drag you into McDonald and shove the food down your throat to make you eat there. (LST)

 

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