My bio.

Biography

I have new bio. Isn't it wonderful? Now you just get random facts about me. And some of my old bio that I couldn't leave out.

• I'm 47.
• I'm going to 7th grade.
• I am actually 12.
• My dream bday present would be either going to New York City or going to Vermont and taking classes at NECCA, the New England Center for Circus Arts. Oh, and go to Circus Smirkus while I'm there.
• Wicked is my favorite musical and I SHALL see it! Eventually.
• My favorite color is purple. Hence, my room is painted purple.
• I do not understand the point of the word hence. Or algebra.
• I am unnatuarally obsessed with Melanie Moore, Ellen, Idina Menzel, Kristin Chenoweth, and Wicked.
• Oh, another dream bday: Go see Wicked on Broadway BUT! Have the original cast (Kristin Chenoweth, Idina Menzel, Norbert Leo Butz, Joel Gray, etc...) in it.
• I have a huge writers block at the moment.
• I do flying trapze.
• I love being up high and climbing.
• I do circus school. Ok fine, circus CAMP, but we put on a REAL circus (without animals, sadly.) this year. It was extremely stressful but very very amazing. I was in the tightrope and static trapeze acts!
• I live on the East Coast. In Maryland. But hardly outside of DC.
• I am probably not gonna see one of my favorite people in the whole world for a year :( Oh, sadness.
• I can juggle 3 balls! I just got it this summer at Circus Camp! Except this year it was called the ********* Youth CIrcus. I bleeped that cause that is the town I live in. And you could stalk me.
• Hmmm........
• I can do silks, ride the unicycle, juggle, do diablo, spinning plates, poi, devil sticks, and..... tightrope, static AND flying trapeze (just not at the same places-- everything but flying trapeze is at camp. Flying trapeze is at another school.), silk/fabric, uh.... oh, jam box.pack 20 kids into an extremely small box.
• Since I live on the East Coast, yes I did survive the earthquake. But I didn't feel it. I heard and felt aftershocks. It was still rather terrifying--- THEY EVACUATED THE LIBRARY I WENT INTO! And also the National Cathedral's spires broke. 3 out of the 4. Scaryness.
• WHat else was I gonna say? Let me look around....
• OH! I love The Harry Potter series. J. K. Rowling is my idol/hero/inspires me person.
• So is my friends Lauren and Mandy (they're not kids, btw. They are BIG PEOPLE!)
• The East COast can't win. Earthquake then hurricane. Everyone cross your fingers for us, please? Hurricane Irene is coming later today and I am kinda scared. WELL YOU SAW WHAT KATRINA DID TO NEW ORLEANS!
• I think I will post a rather embarrassing story I wrote when I was 8 and loved dollhouses. But now I know why, cause I am kinesthetic (you know, you learn/work better by touching and feeling than hearing or seeing.). I liked acting out stories. Or maybe I won't post it.
• I like duct tape.
• I consider myself rich. Not my family, just me. I have 152.87 in my duct tape wallet :).I
•  have to go clean up the basement for my cousins who are coming today.
• Bye! GO DO TRAPEZE!
• (Or any other kind of circus will work.)

Here's a poem Pokey wrote for me. <3

 

Friendship at a Glance

When you speak

You don't just speak

You sing,

You laugh,

You cry out in joy.

Whenever you speak

You don't just speak

You sing,

You laugh,

You make me laugh

Too.

When you run

You don't just run

You race cheetahs

And win

You launch rockets

That travel faster than

Any other

In history.

When you laugh

You don't just laugh,

You make the world laugh with you.

You make the desert sing

You make the gray skies

Turn blue

You make the sun shine

You the whole wrord brighten up.

When you write

You don't just write

You create art.

Blue spirarling lines

And bursts of red-orange color

Green-yellow

Purple-black

Orangy-grayish-white.

When you smile

You don't just smile...

You make me smile,

Too.

Thank you, Pokey. I am honored to be your popcorn-eating, kitten-kissing (don't ask), trampoline-jumping, make-a-box-outa-other-boxes friend (also don't ask). GO FREDDY!

 

 

Here's one from my *EVIL* sis, Super Spy Ninja.

 

Marzality

No one has as much marzality as Marzi!.

No one can ever spell their name with an exclamation point at the end once she's done it.

No one has as much marzality as her

because she's the only one with marzality at all.

Marzality.

A special kind of craziness.

Marzality.

 

 

YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Ooh, must put the Freddy song. As Pokey said, it has no meaning, no melody- it's just fun and silly. We made it up in the car.

The Freddy Song

This is Freddy.

Freddy bad boy.

Freddy eat hair when people go by.

Freddy jump on trampoline.

BABA, I'M GONNA DIE!

Dinosaur eat Freddy, Freddy go bye.

 

Please, don't ask again. This is the kind of thing we comeup with on hour long car rides.

 

This is one of the most incredible poems I have ever read, by my amazing friend Pokey. 

 

 

Us

I am the

Ominous blackness

The darkness

The things you never want

To see.

You are the blinding

Sunlight,

The brightness found

In even the darkest of

Times.

 

I am the lonely one.

Friendless,

Always a loner.

Yet while I am alone, you are

The bright one.

You are everyone's friend and

I can never

Relate.

 

I am dark and you're light.

I am black and you're white.

You are happy and I am sad.

You are good and I am bad.

Yet, somehow together we

Are the perfect match.

 

I am the villian

In every action movie.

I am the one

Who ruins the hero's

Plans, who causes

The watchers to boo

For the sake of their

Hero.

You are the supernatural who

Always saves the day and

I am jealous.

 

I am the litterbug,

The careless devil.

You are the helper,

Who is always there

In a time of need.

Woe is me,

As I wish I could be

More

Like

You.

 

 

*distraction!* I hear a woodpecker! (Or I did when I originally wrote this part of my old bio.)

And another bird!

Pokey (previously Pokey. Before that Bluemi, or however you spell it.) lives across the street and is sitting next to me spitting in my ear. And now, she adds something to my bio: "HELLO!!!! BOO-YAH! I AM HACKING ONTO -MAZTRZIS A OL--------" And that concludes the message from Pokey.

I know a bunch of KP'ers, I just am too lazy (and also I will get yelled at cause I'm supposed to be cleaning the bathroom) to put them on here.

Fine.

I know Roya, Pokey, Catherine, Super Spy Ninja, and.... Marzi!

Goodbye. Bathroom cleaning time.

No, I am not Cinderella. That sounds like a disease, like Ron Weasley said.

I have chores. I also have visiting family.

Wow, that sounded horrible.

Goodbye once and for all.

I HEAR MY DOG GROWLING AT HIS CARROT TOY! Wonderful, I know.